As I sit here acknowledging another year gone by I thought I’d take this time to reflect and send the past me another note. My last letter brought me to the 10 year mark. This next decade will be a little more difficult to get my head around… Dear 11-20 year old Me, Congratulations, me! […]

First off… I will not lie – I’m an avid anime/manga consumer. It gives you a warped sense of what culture is like in Japan. On the one hand you think that every scantily clad school girl has a kick ass robot that can transform into a spaceship, on the other hand you also get […]

You know, you can learn a lot from the movie ‘Office Space’: How to bilk your company out of thousands of dollars by skimming pennies a la Superman IV, where your stapler is, and how to beat the crap out of office equipment in slow motion set to a gangsta beat. It was also the […]

I was cruising on the web the other day and I cam across the works of Andrey Razumovsky. Andrey specializes in very striking erotic photograph which is sometimes mixed with digital art. One of his more recent projects is called “Milk”.

O.o “Issho ni Training (Training Together): Training with Hinako” is a DVD for your local otaku/NEET/hikikomori. In order to help understand what all this means it helps to learn the Japanese terms. Ergo, go click those links and then we’ll continue. Go ahead! Clicky-clicky! Done reading? Good. So, Training with Hinako is for your pervy […]

I’m just not sure how I feel about this. Let’s get the disclaimers out of the way first. The young lady in the video is named Rachel Sexton and she has a page on break.com where she posts rather tame yet provocative videos of herself. The goal? So that you will follow the link to […]

I have several friends who live in Australia. Ok, let me be more specific: I have several girlfriends who live in Australia. They are all beautiful women who are pretty successful and know how to have a good time. While I was speaking to one online today we wound up on the topic of breast […]

I like nakedness. Ok, I like it when it isn’t my nakedness. Seriously, do you really want to see me nekkid? I thought not. However, I did find the following site absolutely fascinating: Naked People. Keep in mind that these are pictures of both everyday men and women. I try to picture what people look […]

A few weeks ago, Angela and I were at a dally dinner thrown by my sister. We had somehow stumbled ok the topic of my brother-in-law’s sister appearing in a newspaper article in the Washington Post Magazine. Stephanie have been set up on a date through an experiment known as the “Date Lab”. Essentially, this […]

If you remember I had my friend that I called ‘RollerGirl’ post something on my blog titled “Life and Love…or not…“. Man, after a while that nickname starts getting on my nerves. From here on out she will be referred to as ‘RacerX’. Anyhow, there were a few questions that were asked and she took […]

I got back into town Sunday evening. Wow. California. Nice place but I wouldn’t want to live there. One of the first things that Harrison told me when I got there was ‘All the men here are complete pussies’. Then he recounted how they behaved like spineless freaks when confronted by women. You know that […]

The following post is from my good friend that I will call “RollerGirl”. Why do I call her that? First, it is the name of Heather Graham’s character in ‘Boogie Nights’. Second, whenever we talk about what we’re wearing, I tell her “Tube top. Hot pants. Rollerskates.”. There have been a few edits – mostly […]

The people that are close to me know that I’m in a pretty big blue funk lately. We won’t go into the specifics. Let’s just leave it at that. I’ve hit a depression that I need to work my way out of. I’m really lucky, too. I have a very understanding wife who is trying […]

NOTE: The following post was done by my wife, Angela, and appears without edits. Guest writer time again, kids. I will say that I am nowhere near as eloquent as my husband (my talents lie more in pure intimidation and inciting fear), but I will give it a shot as I feel this will help […]

One woman. Two women. A gaggle of women. Here is another one of my favorite tricks to attracting members of the opposite sex: hang out with them.  I don’t know if it is like using other people as bait, but it sure as heck works. Here’s my theory: women like to know that a guy […]

Oy. That last thread went over well. Thanks for taking one for the team, Sid. Liz, don’t make me suspend your account. Portnoy asked if I have any dirty little tricks. Here is one of my favorites. Be confident; be determined. Earlier I said that you should be confident with yourself. When you enter a […]

NOTE: The following post was done by my good friend Sidney as per my request. Hello. My name is Sidney. Please forgive me if what I write is awkward. I’ve never done this before. Michael asked if I would mind writing about how we first met. At first I didn’t know why and then I […]

So, our first lesson was simple – don’t be stupid. Or was that get pinned to the ground and ravaged by a cougar when you’re a young lad? Either one is a pretty good lesson. Let’s lean towards the first option, though. By being aware of what’s going on in the world around you, being […]

I have a weird gift. Some people call it a talent. My friend Sam says that it is a talent that I am letting go to waste. What is it? I have an uncanny knack for getting to know women. To me, this seems like a win-win situation. I love women. Getting to know them […]

I took the quiz at Comic Vine (http://www.comicvine.com). Sue Reed! Yay! In the movies, that would be that Alba chick. Meh. The power of invisibility and force feilds would be so cool. We could go to movies half price because she would sneak in! I could pick bar fights and not get punched! Oooh! I […]

Angela and I were watching the first episode of an anime called ‘Rec’ yesterday. The plot summary is as follows: Matsumaru was stood up by a girl whom he had asked to go out with him. When he was trying to throw away the movie tickets, a girl blamed him for wasting the tickets. So, […]

Lust. Me. Lust. Boobies. Lust. Bad things to eat. Lust. More boobies. Lust. Stuff. Lust. Car washes with slinky, young co-eds. Lust. Shiny, new gadgets. Do we see a connection here? According to the website 7 Deadly Sins “Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body.” I’ll admit that I lust over […]

What does it mean to be a man? Not a superhero or a celebrity, just a regular guy. There are many types of men, of course, so choosing the base characteristics of manhood seems to be an almost impossible task. Studies throughout the ages have defined the traits across almost every culture and period of […]

I had dinner with Stacy the other night. We had been planning this for at least a week or two and we finally decided on a date and time.

I was walking through the gorcery store the other day and, as I’m prone to do, I made my way immediately to the magazine stand. I LOVE MAGAZINES! They’re like books for the attention deficit generation.

I like being a guy, really I do. You know all the perks with being a guy – scratching your ass, farting in public, and being a complete idiot is somewhat expected of you. This, my friends, is the Power of the Penis. All hail the Penis!

You know, I’ve always wondered what it would be like to be a woman. Think about it: in the war of the sexes throughout the ages there used to be only a very few people who actually knew what it would have been like to be both a woman and a man (the prime example is the Oracle Tieresias). Of course medical science has come a long way and these days it is relatively easy for someone to change their gender. But that’s not what I’m talking about. What I’m talking about is what would I be like if I were born a girl?