• I'm at IHOP (Ashburn, VA) http://t.co/qPCmAtbt #
  • Marriage means different things to different people. Like ordering a burger at 9:45 in the morning. (@ Burger King) http://t.co/430P9g6z #
  • Chew on that, Pittsburg Penguins! #
  • It sure seems like these NBC announcers have a major boner for the Bruins #Caps #CapsPlayOffs #
  • There is no such thing as home ice advantage 🙁 #
  • Reasons why my wife drives me bonkers: she knows I'm lazy & puts the tv on something I despise, like American Idol, puts the remote out … #
  • http://t.co/NLpMTvGy Ooh, Kina Grannis at the 9:30 Club tonight #
  • Field trip! (@ Rosslyn Metro Station) http://t.co/cErFhY1H #
  • I'm at L'Enfant Promenade (Washington, DC) w/ 2 others http://t.co/eN6NjnYZ #
  • I'm at Tastes Of Vietnam (Sterling, VA) http://t.co/m8K3PgOB #
  • $2600 for Adobe CS6 Master Collection?! Again?!!! These 18 month dev cycles are killing me. #
  • Damn you, Big Screen Store!! Stop tempting me with a 73" tv! #
  • CAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS! #
  • WHOOOOOOOO!!! CAPS!!!! #
  • Yeah! Another Capitals, Nationals, Wizards win day! #
  • Woohoo! Rehab! (@ Inova Loudoun Hospital) http://t.co/3iB3eUO1 #
  • I don't know if I should feel satisfaction racing the old people on exercise bikes next to me at rehab #
  • Whoops. Forgot my camera. (@ The Cloisters) http://t.co/o4kmXd3d #
  • At my brother-in-law's wedding and contemplating writing 'Barak & Michelle' Obama in his guest book #
  • Nothing makes me giggle like a gaggle of white people line dancing at a wedding #
  • Going to watch the Nationals vs the Dodgers tonight to see how well Bryce Harper does #

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