- To my dearest demon of a wife: I was perfectly fine being a lazy sloth. Why did you have to ruin it by a 6am death march at the gym? #
- @KathyHR Hi, Kate! Snow tires say 'I learned from the last sports car we bought that summer tires are useless in winter' 🙂 in reply to KathyHR #
- @Inkblot it would if I was bulimic. in reply to Inkblot #
- I'm amazed at how spineless some men are. Act like an adult and man up. Take responsibility for your actions & live with the consequences. #
- Sweet – http://webgraph.com/resources/facebookblocker/ . Personally, I don't install or use Facebook applications due to their insecurity. #
- Damn you, Angry Birds HD Halloween! #
- 🙁 "Creator of Rocky and Bullwinkle dies." http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-alexander-anderson-20101026,0,5114226.story #
- I like tacos. #
- I favorited a YouTube video — Santa and Reindeer Pooping Toys http://youtu.be/JNeKNNezgmA?a #
- First mistake of the day: I put in an unlabeled CD in my truck's stereo hoping for jangly rock & it turned out to be bloops & bleeps house. #
- Political debates should be mandatory between candidates. #
- I'm no sign toting doof but if I was to bring one to tomorrow's Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear it'd be "Metrics are for Foreign Rulers" #
- I just unlocked the "Super Swarm" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/9qVRI6 #
- I just unlocked the "Swarm" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/cAF16y #
- I just unlocked the "Super Duper Swarm" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/dggCOk #
- I just unlocked the "Epic Swarm" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/9heMBx #
- I'm at Rally to Restore Sanity (National Mall, Washington) w/ 1735 others. http://4sq.com/cqAcFL #
- I just unlocked the "Rally to Restore Sanity" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/c49bYs #
- I call dibs on a window seat! (@ East Falls Church Metro w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/4pyyX6 #
- Glad to see more foursquare users stuck here with me 🙂 (@ Vienna/Fairfax-GMU Metro Station w/ 58 others) http://4sq.com/74V8DL #
- Mental note: when you're 40 you look really stupid doing 'the robot'. #
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