• I just walked through Wegmans. Maybe giving up candy for lent wasn't that great an idea… #
  • This can only end badly next week: http://www.austin360.com/music/sxsw-on-the-side-official-and-unofficial-sxsw-165920.html #
  • Winnar! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtHTc8wIo4Q #
  • @spencerwiggins You need a 404 page. Copyright is 2009. Oh, you're doing some old school CSS by explicitly declaring "div" before ID & class in reply to spencerwiggins #
  • Someone must really need some cash – http://www.popeater.com/2010/03/09/lindsay-lohan-e-trade-commercial/ . Heaven forbid she work for it. #
  • Limbaugh says he'll go to Costa Rica if HC reform passes? But even they have universal health care. It also used to be run by their gov't. #
  • I just had one of the worst cravings for a Hostess Fruit Pie. #
  • I wish I could scream out one of my nicknames before speaking the way Ludacris does. #
  • So, I like listening to Donna Summer's 'Last Dance'. Don't judge me. #
  • Hi, my name is Michael and I'm an idiot. I left my cell phone at home >.< #
  • @smashingmag Pray. in reply to smashingmag #
  • Ah, yes. Nothing like having a Lockheed-style lunch… #
  • Hey, Microsoft Outlook! You can bite my shiny metal ass. #
  • @jinxOZ Oh, lord, that was so funny. Few things make chuckle at my computer. You're gastric mutiny happens to be one of them. in reply to jinxOZ #
  • Seriously considering going from Austin to Arlington Saturday to watch the Pacqiao fight live. #
  • Hell, yeah!! VICTORY! From PEOPLE.com Betty White to Host Saturday Night Live May 8 http://bit.ly/9ii2aK #
  • Huzzah! Atlanta in April! Braves vs. the Rockies! #
  • RIght now I'm tempted not to bring any luggage to Austin except for my backpack & MacBook & then I'll just buy all my clothes down there. #
  • @doughnutfairy Live life on the wildside 😉 Underwear? We don't need no stinkin' underwear! in reply to doughnutfairy #
  • I'm spending 4 days in Texas and I need to find a way to pare it down to only one large suitcase. #
  • Great. Rain in Washington, DC. Glad I'm leaving in an hour. #
  • At the airport. Things I forgot: favorite baseball cap, newspaper, that my shorts are loose and prone to fall when not wearing a belt #
  • My hotel room view. I thought it was cute when the front desk girl asked how many room keys I'd need. http://yfrog.com/5jc9nyj #
  • I'm at Hyatt Regency Austin (208 Barton Springs Rd, Congress, Austin) w/ 9 others. http://4sq.com/4JAd9N #
  • I'm at Austin Convention Center (500 E. Cesar Chavez St, Red River St, Austin) w/ 417 others. http://4sq.com/8RQqOx #
  • Holy crap. Hot chicks all over the place. Hot, NERDY chicks to boot. Lots of media savvy women here. Meeting up with friends in the morn … #
  • I'm at Maggie Mae's (323 E 6th St, Austin). http://4sq.com/5ldVKn #
  • I'm at The Library (407 E 6th St, at Trinity, Austin) w/ 2 others. http://4sq.com/ctgbjh #
  • I just unlocked the "Austin Explorer" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/9Ld7cb #
  • I'm at Logan's on Sixth (200 E 6th St, Austin) w/ 5 others. http://4sq.com/9DsXnR #
  • Always, ALWAYS over tip your waitresses and bartenders #
  • If anyone finds my liver and my stamina on 6th street, please return it to me by sending it to: dumbass who should eat before drinking. #
  • I was the only person in the hotel gym from 5:30-6:45 this morning. It was nice. I could work out and accidentally fart without fear 🙂 #
  • "If your website is a famous person which famous person would it be?" #painfreedesign #
  • "making a living as a blogger" – horrible venue, questionable advice & speakers lost control of their own topic. Pretty bad panel. #sxsw #
  • Nothing says fun like trying to surf to a webpage on your phone at a conference and a porn site ad pops up. #
  • I'm at Buffalo Billiards (201 E 6th St, Brazos St, Austin) w/ 23 others. http://4sq.com/5k16Ie #
  • I'm at Bull McCabe's Irish Pub (714 Red River Street, E. 8th Street, Austin). http://4sq.com/83jPhX #

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