- I have a skin irritation on my legs so I used an anti-itch/first-aid cold spray on it in order numb it. I accidentally sprayed my genitals. #
- @Inkblot It was hot and cold and then numb within the span of two minutes. I thought I was going to die. And my crotch smells minty. #
- "Hump day". harumph. Such a misnomer :/ #
- The professional 'photobomber' – I don't know if I want to hug her or punch her in the neck – http://bit.ly/7FAY7z #
- I'll be in Austin for SXSW Interactive 3/12 – 3/16. Feel free to tag along 🙂 #
- I love high speed FiOS. #
- Brought Bunny to the vet for his flu shot. While I sat on the bench he sat on my lap. Now I'm home and I get to trudge through tons of work. #
- New post at the Woof Are Japanese Cats Nuts?: If you’ve been cruising on the internet you’ve most likely run acros… http://bit.ly/8tKBWA #
- YouTube Disco – http://www.youtube.com/disco – is pretty cool. Will be used a lot while I'm at work today. #
- I hope the Minnesota Vikings fail this weekend solely due to Prince. He should be punched in the neck for this crap. http://bit.ly/5HqvFD #
- Wow. Sunlight. #
- Wife will be in Richmond tomorrow. This in turn leaves me to my own devices for about 24 hours. Yay, stripper parties! Or something. Ideas? #
- The Lexus LFA is all sorts os awesome! #
- Every time I hear that Sasha Cohen will try for the Olympics I picture an ice skating Borat. #
- Dragon's Den or Shark Tank – I don't know which one I like better #
- I was going to take Angela on a cruise this spring/summer. I shouldn't be watching Titanic. #
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