It's like being stuck in an elevator with a very annoying person.
Written by Puzzlehead, in Entertainment, General
As I write this I’m waiting for my friend Amber to mosey up so we can watch a baseball game. I’m in Atlanta and we’re getting together to catch up on things. The problem with this entire setup is that I’m directionally challenged. I’m lucky I don’t get lost walking from my backyard to my […]
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Finally getting around to watching the GSP vs. Hardy fight. It turns out my dogs want to have a 3 way, bumbling fight in my kitchen instead. # After trading for &getting Donovan McNabb, I wouldn't put it past the Redskins to still draft a quarterback with the 4th draft pick. # Pillow fight day […]
Written by Puzzlehead, in Entertainment
I love my iPhone. I know that there are haters out there who are all sorts of anti-Apple but, come on, you sort of have to get over it. In terms of design Apple has done a lot to revolutionize our concept of user interfaces as well as interacting with our devices. For instance, there […]
Written by Puzzlehead, in Entertainment
http://www.poolhousemedia.com/g/ http://www.hiyoooo.com/ http://instanttrap.com/ http://sadtrombone.com The David Lee Roth Soundboard and one of my personal favorites: The History Eraser Button [myspace]http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=9056658[/myspace]
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Heebie-jeebies, I really need to get back to a writing schedule. I am teh suxxorz. My final leg home consisted of a flight from Dallas/Fort Worth to Dulles. After hugs with Mindy I took the Dallas SkyLink to my gate. There were a bunch of high school kids, a few guys from Lockheed and your […]
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7am and I crave a pulled pork sandwich # I feel bad for anyone about to by Creative Suite 4, especially when CS5 is just around the corner. # Q:What would be the best thing about being a… A:If someone were to scream at me 'YOU SUCK!… http://formspring.me/Puzzlehead/q/371043028 # Whatev. I'm pretty confident in my […]
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I'm still absolutely amazed at how incompetent moronic people are. Way to go, you f'ing sheep. INFORM YOURSELF BEFORE SPEAKING. AAAAARGH! # All things considered I think I'm a pretty bad friend…and I'm ok with that. # @doughnutfairy No, you hold the title of 'Worst Alcohol Tolerance In Vegas'. in reply to doughnutfairy # New […]
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So many people are lucky my phone didn't have enough charge left last night for me to drunk dial. # At a discussion with Sunil and Sanjay Gupta. Pretty interesting concept of story collecting similar to Story Corps # Woman at SXSW presenting named Silona is pretty insulting calling her audience "geeks" #sxsw # Hehehe. […]
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I’m skipping ahead in my story about SXSW as a lot of it was a blur of meetings, walking and beer (thanks, Matt!). The rest of the story about the people I met along the way starts immediately after I checked out of the Hyatt. It was raining and it turns out that the fluctuation […]
Written by Puzzlehead, in General, Relationships
I finally got everything packed in my luggage and backpack for my trip to SXSW. I thought I had everything planned and taken care of. I was set! I was ready! I was good to rock and roll! I was wrong. Regardless of all my meticulous planning and preparation I wound up forgetting a number […]
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I just walked through Wegmans. Maybe giving up candy for lent wasn't that great an idea… # This can only end badly next week: http://www.austin360.com/music/sxsw-on-the-side-official-and-unofficial-sxsw-165920.html # Winnar! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtHTc8wIo4Q # @spencerwiggins You need a 404 page. Copyright is 2009. Oh, you're doing some old school CSS by explicitly declaring "div" before ID & class in reply […]
Written by Puzzlehead, in Technology, Web
If anyone follows me on Twitter or Facebook then they know that I started off my morning first by hating the fact that drinking the night before was an almost painful experience and second that I went to work out at 5:30 in the morning while there was nobody in the hotel gym. Oh, and […]
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Hooray. I'm sick and going home to blow sea slugs out of my nose. # My throat feels like I just tried to guzzle kitty litter & my nose is like an episode of "You Can't Do That on Television". Body hurts, too # @grey_fox24 Yeah, I suggest you get a hazmat suit and a […]
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@doughnutfairy Me! Me! Pick me! I'll slap you! in reply to doughnutfairy # @doughnutfairy Don't listen to Clare! She has big clown feet! Kicking you would be like being hit with a 2X4. I'll slap you around 'gently' in reply to doughnutfairy # @Tweekerchick @doughnutfairy SHE STAMPS OUT FOREST FIRES! in reply to Tweekerchick # […]
Written by Puzzlehead, in Entertainment, Rant
So, we finally have it: The McG directed video with Kirsten Dunst, Akihabara Majokko Princess. Warning, this may not be suitable for children and may be NSFW – there are 2D boobies drawn a lot of places: [flv]http://heyitcouldbeworse.com/media/Akihabara_Majokko_Princess_-__Kirsten_Dunst.flv[/flv] I lamented the fact that she was doing this a while ago Kirsten Dunst is REALLY trying […]
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I finished playing Bayonetta last night. I have no idea what happened, what the story was about or how I won. Finishes with a dance scene?! # New post at the Woof Emergencies, Trust and Your Dog Walker: As I write this heavy snow and blustery winds are opp… http://bit.ly/dgmhSN # If I had children […]
Me: OMG! OMG! OMG! Angela: ? Me: Something was tickling my nose Me: and it was a nose hair Me: so I pulled it out Me: and it was WHITE Angela: … Me: AAAAAAAAAAAGH! How Angela has managed not to either run away screaming or kill me is beyond me.
As I lay here in bed and about to drift off to sleep i’m lamenting the fact that tomorrow will be another day that I’ll probably miss going to the gym. Ok, that and I was typing this on my iPhone and it slipped out of my hands and hit me in the face… My […]
Written by Puzzlehead, in Rant
Valentine’s Day. It seems so apropos that it’s initials are ‘VD’. I’ll never really understand why people celebrate this ‘holiday’. Is it to finally get the balls to express their love to someone, to celebrate a relationship that has stood the test of time or maybe to line the pockets of retailers pimping flowers, chocolates, […]
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Before I go anywhere over the next two days I'm going to consult http://www.trafficland.com/city/WAS/index.html # Who does entertainment programming for the NFL? Steve Winwood? The Who?! What next? Abe Vigoda playing a harmonica? Way to attract the young # The Who during the Super Bowl half-time. More like The Why. Stupid. # Great koogely-moogely. Charles […]
Written by Puzzlehead, in comics
The last Peanuts strip from Charles M. Shulz (a.k.a. Sparky) –
If you ever get the chance, read the really, really old Peanuts strips from when it was first started.
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Yeah, you’re not missing much (these will take a while to load as they’re both 85MB QuickTime files) – (if you didn’t get to this full post immediately then click the ‘read more’ link to the lower right)
Written by Puzzlehead, in Entertainment
I saw this online on a site called The Beer Goggler and I must say that I was pretty impressed. This isn’t the first time that paint has been used as a swimsuit in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. I always find it amazing how detailed these paintings can get. I really think it’s great […]
Written by Puzzlehead, in Sports, television
Congrats to the New Orleans Saints for winning the Super Bowl. You have proven that you are the best at the sport alternatively known as North American Hand Egg. Evidently, calling the sport of ‘football’ something more literal like ‘hand egg’ makes everyone else around the world happier. It was an exciting game, filled with […]
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So, word has come out that during the Tea Party convention Sarah Palin used crib notes scrawled on her hand. This was after she gave a speech which mocked the Obama administration as well as his use of teleprompters. Before this gets to be a big kerfluffle, I think people should just step back and […]
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At Fado & learned that Mary is taking off for Dublin tonight for a month. Raise a pint to Mary!! # Screw this. http://yfrog.com/4f5plhj # @shirizaki Or when she's only 12 O.o in reply to shirizaki # I agree, "Calvin & Hobbes, Eight Wonder of the World" http://bit.ly/8ZC0SK # @kellyaquinn Kelly, Kelly, Kelly! Hellooooo, torrents! […]
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A few observations about this Blizzard of 2010: On Friday, February 5th, it seemed like the scene from Independence Day when all of the humans were excited to see the alien spacecraft flying over their city. Then, as Jeff Goldblum watches his timer countdown to zero, the joy and jubilation in everyone’s faces freezes. Everyone […]