It's like being stuck in an elevator with a very annoying person.
Written by Puzzlehead, in Entertainment
None. Ok, maybe that answer was too simplistic. But after thinking the entire thing through that was my final answer. For the past two posts I’ve considered how many 5 year olds I could best and the number of zombies I could conquer. With this installment we’re examining an enemy that has a significant advantage […]
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The new Beastie Boys, Hot Sauce Committee Pt. 2, album makes me feel like I'm in a video from the 70's that portrays someone on a drug trip # The problem with my wife and I having our birthdays one week apart is that no matter what she'll be younger than me. Never mind the […]
Written by Puzzlehead, in Entertainment, Relationships
After my last post which I questioned the number of 5 year old children I’d be able take on I found myself mulling over the solutions regarding the impending zombie horde. At least six people who read my last post asked me about the number of zombies I’d be able to take on. I, in […]
Something has been stuck in my head recently and it all stems from a deep desire to know the following: How many [______ fill in the blank ______] can you take in a fight? This is the first in a four part series investigating something that will probably never happen. Probably. Kids I know, this […]
We live in an age where our attention spans get shorter and shorter. It’s gotten so bad that I’ve started tuning out television shows. Really, is there ANY good television left? Which is why I’ve started to appreciate commercials. They convey messages and emotions from anywhere between 5 seconds to a full minute. Or 22 …
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Celtics are getting screwed # In the litterbox: DesignKitty: More Proof I'm 'Unfit' To Be A Role Model http://heyitcouldbeworse.com/?p=3278 # Retro! I'm going to apply for a library card! # Look, all I'm saying is that at the end of Transformers they killed Megatron and dropped HIM in ocean afterwards. Then what happened?? # Anyone […]
Written by Puzzlehead, in Health
I’m sitting here this morning mulling over many things: the death of Osama bin Laden, the Royal wedding, the White House Correspondents Dinner, the ass-smacking of Donald Trump, how Boston got worked by the Miami Heat, how the Caps got screwed and all of the work sitting before me. I’ve got a ton of project […]
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Douglas Adams > Scott Adams. Scott Adams should learn to just draw his comic and keep quiet. He's turning out to be kind of a douche. # Scuba suit? Check. Rakes & tools? Check. Super absorbent materials, cleansing agents & dryers? Check, check & check. It's dog washing time. # Things I Learned (TIL): Happy […]
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Hmmm. Denny's Bacon Maple Sundae. # @Tweekerchick I can live with that in reply to Tweekerchick # @spencerwiggins I dunno. You're a little too masculine to wear one. # I'm at MicroStrategy (1850 Towers Crescent Plaza, Vienna) http://4sq.com/hopsTM # Larranaga mulling over coaching in Miami? Interesting if he bails from Mason. # Doughnuts. They're what's […]
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Post Masters analysis: I wish people would stop saying that they thought Tiger would pull it out on the last nine. *shiver* # This is an awesome tool for web designers dealing with fonts – http://chengyinliu.com/whatfont.html # I'm at Don's Wood Fired Pizza (21018 Southbank St, Sterling) http://4sq.com/evk8qL # LET'S GO CAPS! (@ Buffalo Wing […]
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A smart man listens. An even smarter man knows when to shut up. # I'm at Rosslyn Metro Station (1850 N Moore St, Arlington) w/ 5 others http://4sq.com/hfadVq # I'm at Union Station (50 Massachusetts Ave NE, at 1st St NE, Washington) w/ 29 others http://4sq.com/hOvPE7 # I'm at Metro Center http://4sq.com/fDkIjF # On my […]
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Oh, yeahhh! I have my velociraptor hoodie on and about to go shop and have breakfast with Amy! Let's do this!!! # I love looking at the expressions of the Kansas fans faces during this game. # I had an interesting conversation with Angela this morning. I asked "how many pairs of shoes should a […]
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Sunday mornings = the best time for Chet Baker, some coffee and a warm sun beam # Wake up, smile, wobble around in the dark and think "WHOOO! Time to kick this day in the ass!" # Ugh and ouch. I just pulled a hair out of my nose. A white hair 🙁 # @stuporstarr […]
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YES! SELECTION SUNDAY! Pikachu! I choose you!! # Just loved Lupe Fiasco – Stereo Sun http://su.pr/1R79kj on @hypem # Just loved Mac Miller – Keep Floatin' (feat. Wiz Khalifa) (Prod. By: ID Labs) http://su.pr/508vzg on @hypem # At the vet with Farley. I love him…even when he decides to poop in the middle of the […]
Written by Puzzlehead, in Entertainment, Sports
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhYFh4k5wWk Did you watch the above clip? Amazing finish for the George Mason Patriots, no? Until the last minute or so they never had a lead. Do you know why? I’ll give you a hint: [15:37] Jen: UNBELIEVABLE [15:38] Me: I WOULDN’T KNOW [15:38] Me: [My Boss] PRESSED THE BOSS BUTTON WITH 30 SECONDS LEFT […]
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Driving through tysons on 7 sucks. # If I find the person who decided to microwave squid this morning I will filet their liver and feed to them. # Avtar's funeral is over. It was nice hearing reminisce about him. Me? I about burst when I hugged Shalini # Sweet! Happy hour tomorrow night at […]
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Shoot me. We've been talking kitchen remodeling since 8am and there's no sign of it ending any time soon. My mind is mush. # Just loved Martin Solveig & Dragonette – Hello (Why are we whispering Remix) http://su.pr/87Y91T on @hypem # Dear braless girl wearing the white tank top today: I'm sure you're regretting that […]
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Hey, look at me! I’m getting off my tush and finally writing again. Over the past few months things have been pretty hectic and have somewhat prevented me from buckling down and writing here: Work at the University has gotten pretty busy I’m lazy My Nest-Egg work has gotten pretty busy as well I got […]
Written by Puzzlehead, in Business
Top of the day to everyone! By now you may have noticed that the Woofie’s website has undergone a facelift of sorts. After more than 3 years with the old design Amy and Leslie decided that it was time to bring in a new website but with familiar touches to it. We’re hoping that you’ll …
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Man, I sure am glad the Washington Wizards drafted Kwame Brown rather than Pau Gasol back in 2001. Way to go, Michael Jordan. GREAT choice. # Evidently Hollywood thinks that 2011 is the year for alien invasions. # I'm at Inguillo Home http://4sq.com/g2A4Y8 # Am I the only person watching Rihana at the All-Star half-time […]
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Lechery: it's part of my charm # @kellyaquinn who is your carrier now? in reply to kellyaquinn # @kellyaquinn I'd hold on until June when WWDC takes place. They normally announce the new phones then. & I'd make AT&T go unlimited data in reply to kellyaquinn # I'm at NOVA Urgent Care (21036 Tripleseven Rd, […]
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Woohoo! I'm #1 ..in North Carolina. It won't let me change my location to Virginia :/ http://yfrog.com/h8fgpwqj # I'm at West Falls Church Metro (7040 Haycock Rd, Falls Church) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/flSqpk # I'm at Kelly's Irish Times (14 F Street NW, Washington) http://4sq.com/eg7uoY # I'm at Union Station (Union Station, 50 Massachusetts Ave […]
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Grrr. For the next two days I get to test all of my apps and installs with the new jquery 1.5. # Thought I could take Angela's car to work. I almost broke my neck walking to the car because of ice. Passed on making a $$$$ paperweight. # just loved The Go! Team – […]
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Actually, it isn’t so bad. I’ve decided that I’ve outgrown designkitty.com so I’m giving the domain (and possibly the facebook page) to the lovely woman who runs designkitty.net. In it’s place I’ll be migrating everything over to my new domain heyitcouldbeworse.com. I’ll also be writing more. Who knows, I might even have guest writers. Those […]
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Peep. # Ugh. Meeting over and finally headed home # I have no idea why I allow Jennifer to talk me into going to Taco Hell with her for lunch. # Yay. Snow. Kind of glad that Angela's car is at the dealership and the loaner car that they gave her is an SUV. # […]
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I love this – “If we can’t find you a cat we’ll give you a !@#? dog.”
Written by Puzzlehead, in General
The nice thing about living with someone for over a decade is that you're so used to each others quirks and routines # Yay! Taste of Burma with Angela, Brian & Danielle! Evidently Burma tastes like coconut rice and sweet basil beef. # Naps friggin' rule. # Yay! My work is closed today due to […]