Yeah, well…I’m off to California. I’ll let you know how it goes. While I’m there tending to some business, I think I’ll try following the Giant Robot article where they searched out the combination Chinese food/doughnut shops.
BTW – I was sitting here listening to audio files on my hard drive and I ran across Ernie from Sesame Street singing ‘Rubber Ducky’. It dawned on me, if you replace the words ‘Rubber Ducky’ with ‘Flaccid Penis’ the song takes on an entirely different meaning:
Rubber Ducky, you’re the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Ducky, I’m awfully fond of you;Woo woo be doo
Rubber Ducky, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Ducky, you’re my very best friend, it’s true!Doo doo doo doo, doo doo
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who’s
Cute and yellow and chubbyRub-a-dub-a-dubby!
Rubber Ducky, you’re so fine
And I’m lucky that you’re mine
Rubber ducky, I’m awfully fond of you.Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who’s
Cute and yellow and chubbyRubber Ducky, you’re so fine
And I’m lucky that you’re mine
Rubber ducky, I’m awfully fond of –
Rubber ducky, I’d like a whole pond of –
Rubber ducky I’m awfully fond of you!Doo doo, be doo
If a wang is yellow, i’d be alarmed.
Don’t tell him: he’s Asian. It is normal.
asian’s are perma-jaundice? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Why were you thinking of a flaccid penis?!
My sister goes to school in orange county. You should look her up. She’s living in a property in Laguna that our family owns. She’s twenty and has about two more years left. You would like her! She’s the pretty one in the family.
Just when I think you couldn’t get any freaking weirder.