Thigh…
Tho, Angela hath been gone thince Thunday to a conferenth in Florida. That left me home alone to fend for mythelf. Thith ithn’t tho bad. Exthept for one thmall problem. I’m a bonehead. We haven’t been grothery thopping for a while tho the kitchen wath pretty barren. Rodenth and roacheth were bringing food in. I dethided that I would buy thome thtuff today to make me feel better.
What do I pick up? Four burritoth for only 2 buckth. Thweet! Along with thome other food thtuff, I wath good to go! Tho I went home and put almoth everthing away. Everything exthept my burrito. I put that bad boy in the microwave for 4 minuteth and then ‘ding!’ it wath done! I wath THO EXTHITED!! I haven’t had one of thoth crappy thingth for a while! And then, like a thtubborn mule who doethn’t learn anything, I did it. I bit into the burrito and I burned the roof of my mouth.
Ow. Thith fucking thuckth.
HAHAHAHA! OH, GOOD LORD! YOU ARE A COMPLETE MORON!!
How you’ve ever managed to live to be 36 years old is beyond me. And you’re right – you are a stubborn mule. You’ve been doing dumbass things like that since I’ve known you. I still love you, though 🙂
Dumbass.
I concur. You’re a dumbass.
Gotta hate that.
And for future reference…never put anything in the microwave for more than 2 minutes unless it needs defrosting.
Sheesh.
Your name is written in your undies isn’t it?!?
I can testify that his name isn’t in his undies 😉
I think you’re absolutely adorable, in that ‘retarded puppy’ kind of way. Of course you know that I still love you, sweetie. Just try and stay away from the kitchen in the future, ok?
What are these ‘undies’ of which you speak? COMMANDO!!
Ew.
As usual (big stubborn dumbass here who has zero patience) I though you were trying to communicate with all of the gay barbers of America. Sorry about the roof of your mouth. Tell the wifey to put her tongue in icecream and wipe your roof with it. HOT!! I mean COOOLD!!
AW damnit the wife is away isnt she?
Ha! Good luck with that. Angela loves ice cream. She’d just take the ice cream and put whipped cream on top of it and then tell me to quit whining while she watches her TiVo.
I lol’d. Damn microwave burritos, so much tasty, yet so much pain.
Have you been mixing your pills again?
Yeah, don’t you have one of the days of the week pill holders?
Mofo is one old crusty goat. HEY! AMUSE ME WITH ANOTHER POST! NOW!!!