Even though Matt & I no longer work together, we still remain good friends. So good, in fact, that we’re going play a drinking game to tonight’s VP Debate. Just in case anyone wants to play along, I’m posting our rules here (the same ones I posted at thatsjustnotright.com
Oh, boy. I have my bottle of whiskey ready and a 6 pack of beer. Tonight my friends and I have the following rules laid out for this debate. A drink = two finger high shot of whiskey.
Drink
- Every time Palin says ‘ya know’
- Biden refers to his working class roots
- Biden refering to being the least wealthy Senator
- Any time the word ‘moose’ is used
- Any time the word ‘lipstick’ is used
Consume an entire beer
- Reference to eBay
- Reference to Russia is close by
- Use of the phrase ‘Bridge to Nowhere’
The Filibuster
- Must smoke meth if Palin slips up and calls Obama the N-word.
I’m going to be an utter joy at work tomorrow.
O_o You’re going to die.
I’ll say. I’m going to kill him.
Count me in.
Let the drinking begin.
I fear for your innards. And your toilet. And your wife.
Clock in the lower right corner of MSNBC says 2 minutes.
Clocks in the lower right hand corners of cable networks guarantee that something important is happening.
HERE WE GO!
For the love of all that’s holy, I’m going to sleep. Sober. This debate hurt my head.
yup. That was sobering. Her voice is annoying and I’m sick of her winking at the camera.
Oh good god the hangover hurts.
Palin did ok. Biden did ok. All is well with the world.