Note: The following was originally posted at D:ET but, for the life of me, the frontpage keeps changing and you probably couldn’t even find it there unless you started digging around. Grrrrrrrrr. Many of the posts that I drop on that site are pieces that I normally would have put on this site. Unless things change I may just scale back posting there and post here. When you look at it, comments on that site were starting to pick up to about the same level as they are here.
We’ve all grown up with cartoon characters as a part of our lives. If you’re like me (old) then you’ll remember sitting in front of the television set waiting for that CBS Special Presentation roll onto the screen at 8pm right before a holiday so that you could watch any of the Charlie Brown Christmas specials. But, have you ever wondered: There has to be more to cartoon characters than a bunch of emo dialogue, bongos playing as they are about to run or the ability to evade an adversary by drawing a tunnel in the side of a wall.
Well, my friends, there is. With Halloween just around the corner I hope to provide you with a fascinating (if not slightly macabre) look at the skeletal systems of some of your favorite cartoon characters.
Michael Paulus: A character study of 22 present and past cartoon characters
Take a good look through Michael Paulus’ gallery on his site. It is really breaks down how difficult it is for a cartoon character to have to support such a gigantic head. According to Paulus:
“…I would dissect them like science does to all living objects – trying to come to an understanding as to their origins and true physiological make up. Possibly to better understand them and see them in a new light for what they are in the most basic of terms.
I decided to take a select few of these popular characters and render their skeletal systems as I imagine they might resemble if one truly had eye sockets half the size of its head, or fingerless-hands, or feet comprising 60% of its body mass.”
Poor Hello Kitty. Even her skeleton lacks a lower part of her jaw. Check out the dome on characters such as Dexter or even Charlie Brown and Lucy. The Power Puff Girls really come off a little grotesque with the enormous eye sockets. Blossom! Buttercup! Violet! Visine!
Amazing, no? But what about taking it up another level?
Hyungkoo Lee: Animatus
At the Arario Gallery in Korea, land of the…uh…Koreans, artist Hyungkoo Lee has an exhibit that also deconstructs cartoon characters and even uses the fake Latin to describe them. The exhibition is a mixture of both pen and ink drawings as well as three dimensional representations using resin, aluminum, steel and wire. In some weird way, looking at these makes you feel like you’re Superman and that you have x-ray vision.
If you troll through the little online gallery you’ll see favorites such as Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, the Coyote and Roadrunner. There are also a number of images for documentation purposes. It took a number of people required to make the three dimensional versions of the skeletons. And they’re not exactly small, either.
OMG! CREEPY! Yet, I can’t look away! That picture of Bugs looks like whenever they shoot someone with a ray gun and vaporize them.
You are right, it is a little macabre. However, it is also fascinating how they’ve taken a very biological/anthropological look at how these beings in the cartoon world defy the laws of physics.
That is funny and sick at the same time. I want one of those skeletons for my room.
That sucks about DET. Oh, well. At least you’ll update your site more often. I went to find your posts but the archives are sort of hard to find. You had a lot of stuff that you had on there before the June archives and I can’t find them at all. BOOO! HISSS!
Post more here! Post less there!
btw – now I’m scared of cartoon characters. Thanks a lot, asshole.
POST MORE HERE! Going to that site to see your posts is annoying. I keep thinking something is going to be in the same place everytime I go there and then it changes again. And again. And again. Things haven’t been in the same place for more than 2 weeks at a time and I’m tired of constantly trying to find your stuff.
Those skeletons would be great to have in front of my townhouse for Halloween! It reminds me of the guy who gave his body to the Smithsonian on the condition for research and display, but only if they agreed to take the skeletons of his two dogs, too.
I wish that the FP at D:ET would stay the same too…*shurgs*
Those are freaky btw.
Why didn’t they do Skeletor (not Nicole Ritchie!)?
Skeletor?! That would be funny! They could invert it so that his body is a skeleton but he had a fleshy face 🙂
I don’t understand how they did Shmoo. I’m too young to have seen it when it originally aired but I saw it a long time ago. It was like those blobby things on the Herculoids, right?
POST MORE HERE!
Jesus H. Christ. How old are you people?!
Is DET broken?
I have tried reading it over the past two days with varying degrees of success. I’ll send Michael an email and see if he knows anything.
Nope, sorry. I don’t know anything. The last time I went there was early this morning when I went to check back on the brewing, er, brouhaha.
The server crapped out.
It should be up and running once the site is moved to another server.
Hey! When did my site become a bulletin board for DET? I’m already hated there now as it is!
Maybe I should open up a chat server here…