A few observations about this Blizzard of 2010: On Friday, February 5th, it seemed like the scene from Independence Day when all of the humans were excited to see the alien spacecraft flying over their city. Then, as Jeff Goldblum watches his timer countdown to zero, the joy and jubilation in everyone’s faces freezes. Everyone […]

Wife is coming home soon! Must hide the bodies!!!! # Stupid game – http://www.onlinegames.com/basketball/ . Simple, based on arcs & trajectory & I'm addicted. Best I got was 8th globally >.< # While Angela was gone I got to do laundry & I learned a valuable lesson: I can't fit into her underwear. Neither can […]

I have a skin irritation on my legs so I used an anti-itch/first-aid cold spray on it in order numb it. I accidentally sprayed my genitals. # @Inkblot It was hot and cold and then numb within the span of two minutes. I thought I was going to die. And my crotch smells minty. # […]

@video360 Yowza. Thanks for that heads up. That's pretty awesome! # Absolutely mesmerized by PingWire – http://pingwire.com/ . I can't wait until people across North America start to wake up. # 18 degrees outside & I have an iPhone. I'm too much of a wuss to take off my gloves & I look REALLY stupid […]

Christmas presents. Oy, oy, oy…what a horrible time of the year. I’m never good at finding and buying presents for people. It wasn’t until recently that I finished buying presents for my wife, Angela, and I spent a good part of the last few weeks trying to figure out a cool present to give her. […]

I can’t believe I haven’t seen this even though it was posted to Vimeo over a year ago: A mash up of Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon and the first episode of the BBC’s Planet Earth. The audio and video are completely unedited. The Dark Side of Planet Earth from allan corbett on […]

I went to the doctor today in order to find out what the problem is with my wing and my back. My shoulder has been killing me for the past two weeks and I have absolutely no idea why. So much so that my back has shooting pains because I think it is compensating for […]

Marissa Miller is 8 years younger than me. Whereas I got to see Star Wars when it first came out she was probably still getting used to solid food. Another difference? She’s a wildly successful model who has been on the cover of Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issues and a Victoria’s Secret Angel. Me? I’m crabby […]

Halloween is just around the corner and I have to say that I have no idea what to expect. It seems as if every year this ‘holiday’ manages to disappoint me. Last year we had a ton of candy and we decorated our house with the requisite Halloweenie stuff and what happened? We got a […]

I love watching Top Gear. Granted, there are very few cars that I’ll ever own that they show. Nor will I ever get to play soccer with a Ford Focus, attach a Mini Cooper to a rocket and send it down a ski jump, nor travel across the Antarctic in an SUV or dog sled. […]

So, the other day I was sitting trying to figure out a ton of random stuff at work when, all of a sudden, I got LL Cool J songs stuck in my head. Luckily, YouTube was around the corner and I was able to load up songs like “Rock the Bells”, “I Need Love”, “Going […]

[flv width=”320″ height=”240″]http://heyitcouldbeworse.com/media/bunsen-tasteslikerabbit.flv[/flv] Angela and I went to go pick up Bunsen today. We had to drive from Sterling, Virginia, down to Yorktown, Virginia. That’s normally about a 3 hour drive. It wound up taking us about 4.5. Traffic heading down was horrible, what with traffic down 95, near Busch Gardens and the typical weekend […]

I don’t plan to write on this blog this weekend so I thought that posting this early would be a good idea. When I was in college I remember lugging around cameras all over the place. I would take pictures of my roomies, my friends, the campus and everything else around me. It was a […]

39. I’m 39 years old. Nothing blows as much as coming to the realization that you’re past the half-way point of the average natural life span of a human. I remember when I was a teen thinking ‘Holy crap, being over 30 is OLD.’. So, now I’m almost at 40. According to the younger me […]

Angela and I are taking Jinx to the Walk to Cure Diabetes this Sunday, June 7th, 2009

I went to my physical last Friday. Guess what? High blood pressure and they suspect that I have poor cholestoral readings. And I could lose a few pounds. Nothing makes you feel self-conscious like a female doctor with her nurse practitioner in training telling you that you have to drop weight all the while your […]

Note: I am going to warn the members of this board now – should you make a comment on this post, please be sure that it is on topic. This is not a thread to act like an ass. I am posting the following for discussion purposes. If a picture is worth a thousand words […]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1TcJKFB0sY[/youtube] I’ve held several different jobs over the years. Here’s a good sample of the jobs I’ve had: paper boy banquet staff begging for money for a non-profit telemarketer administrative assistant procurement analyst drafter graphic designer web designer internet weenie manager of internet weenies dog walker For all intents and purposes, it’s been a wild […]

When I got home from Virginia Beach yesterday I went through the various news reports that I’ve grown accustomed swimming through. This can literally take me upwards of 3 hours to complete. What I enjoy most about this little habit of mine is that I get to absorb news and opinions from all the nooks […]

I was cruising on the web the other day and I cam across the works of Andrey Razumovsky. Andrey specializes in very striking erotic photograph which is sometimes mixed with digital art. One of his more recent projects is called “Milk”.

Thank you for your patience during this station break… I always wondered what news anchors did during commercial breaks. If the clip doesn’t play, click the HQ button and then press play. Updating this was a pain because I thought I forgot to do a dump of the blog database and switched nameservers. Then I […]

Angela and I went to Giant in Sterling last month and, lo and behold!, they had the new Scan It! system in place. If you aren’t familiar with this tool, here’s what they say about it at the Giant web site: “Scan It! Scan and bag in the aisle as you shop, with a running […]

While going through videos online you can’t help but run into the vids of people having pole dancing mishaps. They either slide and hurt themselves or the pole somehow collapses to an equally devastating fate. Earlier this year I had stumbled across the following video: and I thought ‘Wow. That’s pretty interesting.’ What didn’t make […]

Oh, that Playboy. Remember when you would take the opportunity to steal a glance at your Dad’s copies? You know…to read the articles. It felt like you were entering a world that was kept secret by adults because, well, it was porn. Softcore porn, but porn nonetheless. You would start by carefully inspecting the cover […]

Friday, April 17th, 2009. It was a good day – I was slated to head downtown and see some friends and go out. It was quite the evening which I’ll put chronicle as rounding the bases of the baseball diamond. Just after 2pm I stepped up to the plate, hopped into my truck and headed […]

I caught this video this morning and, for some reason, realized that I had never seen this live action Japanese show. In each short commercial you’ll see almost every coming-of-age manga story device invented. Which translates into three: Catching morning wood The indirect kiss through the sharing of a drink peeping on girls dressing for […]

Me: ok, so… Clare: So. Me: I’m reading the washington post Me: and they’re talking about ‘dumping a million bags of tea’ in one of the parks Me: let’s say they use Lipton tea Me: in boxes of 100 Me: that equates to 10,000 boxes of tea Me: right? Clare: Ok Me: if they don’t […]