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I…am a chicken. Ok, I really don’t know if I’m a chicken or if I’m a sloth. Regardless of which type of animal, I don’t have a passport. I know, I know. All of you people who have passports are going to rag on me and say ‘Oh, well when stuff goes down here in […]
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Sweet. Someone cooked something in the microwave at work that smells like feet. I wish they'd stop walking around with it. # @Tweekerchick Hmmm. Mere coincidence? I think not. It appears that something is afoot. in reply to Tweekerchick # @PecanCtMichael Michael, you sure talk sexy O.o in reply to PecanCtMichael # I'll be in […]
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Playing scissors, paper, rock with Angela to see who gets to express the dogs anal glands this week. # @shaluthebalu hey, at least we don't have a pet elephant… in reply to shaluthebalu # Today's rental car: A Chevy Cobalt. Its the ideal first car for a teen. I am no teen 🙁 # I […]
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New Farm Team post: News from Delegate Herring http://www.farmteam.org/2010/12/05/news-from-delegate-herring-6/ # During my insurance claim yesterday the rep asked if the police charged me with anything. "Only with being a sexy monkey" & we laaaaaaughed. # @Inkblot I hope you fall in the toilet 🙂 <3 in reply to Inkblot # @chaddukes Little Green Machine # […]
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Ok, I'll admit that I'm impressed that Obama got an actual sports injury while playing sports rather than being choked out by a pretzel. # Sweet! Cyber Monday! a/s/l? # @kellyaquinn Next time you have that issue you should switch your DNS to either OpenDNS or the Google DNS servers. Heck, might be faster. in […]
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Here's hoping that if I have to fly anytime soon that the TSA backscatter scanner triggers a Hulk-like reaction in my body. # Just a reminder to all you college kids buying hardware/software: USE YOUR STUDENT DISCOUNTS # Thank goodness for the iPad iOS update. I've been waiting for the use of folders and wireless […]
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My life in Hell: They're testing the fire alarms in my building. During working hours. Every. 5. Minutes. # PIE!! # I was going to dust some furniture because of all the construction in the house this morning. I thought I had a can of Pledge. It was Raid. # Yay for the new Stig! […]
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Dogs do not know squat about about daylight savings time. Nothing like 3 large, dopey dogs jumping on the bed to wake me up for breakfast. # I did it again. I forgot where I parked my truck. # Every time I see the "W" for the Washington Nationals I immediately think that it's for […]
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Here, children! Come here for Halloween! Come and get your caramel covered onions! # @Inkblot Love it or lump it, baby! in reply to Inkblot # Rats. I can't believe I missed 'The Walking Dead' last night. I'll have to see if I can find it and catch up. # @PecanCtMichael Oh, sure. Rub it […]
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To my dearest demon of a wife: I was perfectly fine being a lazy sloth. Why did you have to ruin it by a 6am death march at the gym? # @KathyHR Hi, Kate! Snow tires say 'I learned from the last sports car we bought that summer tires are useless in winter' 🙂 in […]
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Giddy-up, Metro train! (@ Rosslyn Metro Station) http://4sq.com/4Gm82L # I'm at Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) (500 C St SW, between 4th & 6th St, SW, Washington). http://4sq.com/cAy1oz # OMG. 6am and I feel like I've been crying like a little girl 🙁 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22fSspZCA-c "Say, Marimo" # Yay. Time to get jabbed with a needle […]
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It's kind of sad that my boss has to preempt our conversation with a reminder not to call anyone an unamusing, pompous jackass. # Powered by Twitter Tools
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Every time I look out the window this morning I start to say 'It's raining…' and then immediately start thinking of The Weather Girls. >.< # Powered by Twitter Tools
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Kevin Kolb has a concussion in his first start and Michael Vick is now the Eagles quarterback. Wonder if they regret te McNabb trade now. # I wonder if they give out samples… (@ U.S. Department of Transportation (DOT) w/ 4 others) http://4sq.com/7CEW8F # Yep, I donated for two causes: education AND truthiness – http://www.donorschoose.org/donors/viewChallenge.html?id=39361 […]
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Say hi to Lillian, Pam and the girls working today 🙂 (@ IHOP) http://4sq.com/6S5Ou9 # It is mighty fine food… (@ Jackson's Mighty Fine Food & Lucky Lounge) http://4sq.com/4vtI3S # I'm looking for something to make feel like a strong and confident woman… (@ Victoria's Secret) http://4sq.com/duH4DN # Thoroughly enjoyed witnessing the fallout from Digg's […]
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I had a dream that I went to a bar & had a $3400 tab and left a $900 tip. I think that's happened to me twice IRL & I was having flashbacks # I'm at IHOP (44030 Pipeline Plaza, Ashburn). http://4sq.com/6S5Ou9 # I'm at Giant Food – Ashburn Village (44110 Ashburn Shopping Plaza, Ashburn). […]
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Bath time! For the dogs, silly… (@ Bark 'N Bubbles Dog Wash) http://4sq.com/cnKWv2 # In retrospect, I shouldn't have clicked on the link that said 'trichobezoar removal' # I'm at Mason Inn and Conference Center (4400 University Drive, Ox Road, Fairfax). http://4sq.com/9oWtjC # New post at the Woof Cleo’s Ninth Life: I would like to […]
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Wow. It’s been about two months since I’ve posted to my own blog. I always thought of myself as a chatty Cathy but for a while i’ve been…what’s the word I’m looking for?…oh, yeah! I’ve been lazy. Not just lazy but also a tad empty headed. I have the utmost respect for my friends who […]
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I don't think my cat, Cleo, is going to be with me much longer. I'm waiting for Angela to come home so we can make some hard decisions. # I just said my final goodbye to my little cat, Cleo. # Well, that went well… (@ U.S. Department of Commerce) http://4sq.com/7uoxZG # Lunch with some […]
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For some reason Newport News smells like rotting cantaloupes. # My distaste for SQL statements grows on a daily basis. # Using the double doors helps keep the temperature consistent inside the entrance. (@ Innovation Hall – George Mason University) # Going out for drinks with Mike Hendricks. This can only end badly. # Scotch? […]
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I just unlocked the "Local" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/c3VcF7 # Still here with no power. Hooray for Summer Term madness. >.< (@ Innovation Hall – George Mason University) http://4sq.com/csVHvE # It's weird going here to buy pirate boots for Angela. (@ DSW) http://4sq.com/5mI7AO # I love how people bitch that revenues are down and then […]
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Someone had the bright idea to take bikram yoga class. I thought it was only an hour. It was two. I think I'm going to die. # Bringing Cleo to the Hope Center for further investigation. She hobbles around the house these days and she falls over everything 🙁 # Still here. (@ The Hope […]
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I checked in at Cracker Barrel Old Country Store (10801 Battleview Pkwy) on #Yelp http://bit.ly/bVEM1H # I opened the door to truck and hit my head, causing me to bite my tongue & drop my laptop on my foot # Headed to work until 2 then headed downtown # I bet you can't guess who […]
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In honor of Independence Day I'm about to watch new episodes of the BBC's 'The IT Crowd' and 'Top Gear'. # How is it my wife is the only person I know who can have a cooked shrimp explode in her face and all over me? # 100 degrees outside. 68 degrees in my office. […]
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Hooray for hot weather and slow, crowded trains. (@ Metro Center Metro Station w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/45ULSQ # Dang. Hot! (@ Union Station w/ 14 others) http://4sq.com/2Y0Sxw # AAAAGH! Kawashima was telegraphing where he was going to block! Sorry Japan/Nippon. It would have been cool if you moved on. #worldcup # @KathyHR I do believe […]
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Moo. # YEAH, ISNER!!!! # Shazbat. # Powered by Twitter Tools
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Considering forming a jazz trio consisting of a Tibetan throat singer, a vuvuzela and a didgeridoo. # Dang it. I keep getting job offers outside of the 50 mile radius of where I want to work. # SOMEONE NEEDS TO BE FIRED! There are no honey buns in the vending machine!! # I cannot wait […]