Ok, I don’t want to think about her ever dating Leonardo DiCaprio. People sometimes rag on Gisele Bundchen and say that she’s somewhat manly. I, however have only two things to say after seeing these pictures: Gisele, really, those shorts are really impractical. There is no way that you’d be able to slip a wallet […]

A blast from the past!

Sometimes I miss the days when the world wasn’t so politically correct. I am, quite possibly, over romanticizing those days. Even during the 1970’s people thought that “All in the Family” was pretty controversial.

I’ll admit – I’ve listened to Girls Aloud a few times. It really isn’t my usual choice of music to listen to. Well, unless I’m feeling like I really need some female empowerment. HOWEVER, these recent pictures of Cheryl Tweedy remind of one thing: I LOVE GIRL GROUPS. Dammit. Getting older sucks. BAH. Damn them […]

I was working on a post about streaming porn for my iPhone but I got sidetracked. What happened? I went to Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s latest creation: the South Park Studios at http://www.southparkstudios.com. Every season, every episode available uncensored. Although the site is ‘in beta’, you can stream each and every episode from the […]

I am an early adopter. I got my iPhone the first week that it came out and I’ve been very, very happy with it. Yes, I shelled out $599 for it and of course I used the $100 rebate to buy a Nano when the offer came up. Since I travel a good distance to […]

Note: If you’re looking for any of my weird Easter candy eating, try this post – I Want Candy! I Want Candy! at None More   Worthless.  Happy Easter! I gotta stop playing video games. At least the type that are based on realistic war simulations. I’ve been playing Call of Duty 4 on the […]

There are a lot of things you can say about the types of characters that Ray Park plays. From Darth Maul in Star Wars Episode I to Toad in X-Men. He’s a flippin’ and a kickin’ and kicking major ass. However, one that sort gets me a little excited is his upcoming portrayal of Snake […]

I was listening to NPR the other day and there were these stories about college age kids and 20-somethings helping the campaigns of the Republicans and Democrats. It was, to say the least, inspiring. You had kids asking their professors permission so they could hoof it door to door soliciting for Clinton or Obama or […]

Ok, so I had to take the Driver Improvement Final Exam. I thought I’d have to go to this DMV facility and reschedule my entire day around it. Luckily, I didn’t! There was a ‘testing facility’ at the Homewood Suites. Notice the quotes? The ‘testing facility’? At the Homewood Suites. Ok, this didn’t really register […]

Ok, I got a Reckless Speeding ticket a while back. I’m not proud of it but, heck, gotta deal with it somehow, right? So I retained the services of a lawyer who told me that it would be beneficial if I took a Driver Improvement course. If I wanted to, I could take the online […]

This is a heads up: this post was made in a different form at one of the forums that I frequent. Just like me in my giant diaper, Wednesday rolled around and bounded into the room. Normally, I’ll toss some question about anime out there. However, today let’s shake the tree and see what falls […]

The other day Angela went to the hospital for a little bit of surgery.  This surgery required her to go under for a bit which meant that I would have to be there for a while. Really, I don’t mind hanging around the hospital. I have an affinity for hospital vending machines. Really, who doesn’t […]

[youtube width=”320″ height=”264″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKBnuZoA-9o[/youtube] Iron Man. You know, I never used to read this comic but I’ll be darned if I don’t go see this in a theater. Angela and I normally wait for things to come out on DVD (or torrent…shhhhhhhh!) but, dang. I want to watch a movie in the theater that makes me […]

I’ve been battling a cold for about the past week. Today was the ultimate suck. I could barely speak and I’ve been congested like nobody’s business. I have no energy. I want to sleep but I can’t. When night time comes around I finally fall asleep because I take Nyquil. Nyquil. The elixir that gives […]

Look at this bottle. Nice, huh? A nice, amber color makes it look like all sorts of Earthy and what not. This is a bottle of American Crew’s Peppermint Shampoo. It is advertised as having cleansing powers to remove hair goop residue on your head. I had a bottle of this stuff under my sink. […]

Well, here she is, folks. This is a picture of Jinx and Farley (click on the thumbnail to get the full-sized original). I’m sitting here waiting for my FIOS install writing this. I’m not too sure when they’ll get here. They said between 8am and 10am and so far nothing. I thought I’d take this […]

Angela and I have always thought about having a little girl. You know, someone to take care of that will look up to you with big brown eyes. Someone that you can adorn with little pink bows and watch as she grows older. Last week Angela and I were overjoyed when we found out that […]

Note: The following was something that I posted to another site and I’m reposting here. Why? Two reasons: I’m letting you know about my life and I’m lazy. I work out at least twice a week with my trainer, Amy. What I’ve noticed is that after finishing our session of controlled torture I feel fine. […]

Note: The following was something that I posted to another site and I’m reposting here. Why? Two reasons: I’m letting you know about my life and I’m lazy. Ah, yes…January 1st has rolled around and you…most likely rolled around as well. I know I did. Us slightly more rotund people tend to do that. But […]

Cars. Roads. Driving. Puzzy. Mix them all together and what do you get? Zombie Driver! For the love of God, for the most part I hate driving for longer than 15 minutes. It drives me insane. Not only does my tail bone get uncomfortable and I get fidgety, I feel like I’m being lulled into […]

“The Scenic View Was A Pisser” Last Friday proved to be a long one at work. This time of year tends to do that: you go to work while it is dark and when you leave there’s no sunlight. Everything you do seems to crawl at a snail’s pace and you’re driving yourself insane just […]

Let me be perfectly clear here – this DID NOT happen at work. I know some of my coworkers read this and some of the mechanics sound similar, but this did not happen there! Part I – Where’s Moses When You Need Him? With that out of the way, I would also like to point […]

[youtube width=”320″ height=”264″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzekF1RSTdY[/youtube] Holiday season has rolled around and I’m having a really hard time finding presents for people. Not because I don’t know what to get them. More often than not it is because I get distracted by something else. Something that I want. For me. Yes, I get greedy and start shopping for […]

Ah, my sweet, sweet, stinky-faced dog, Farley, had a birthday on November 13th. He’s my little guy. This year the fuzz butt turned 10 years old. I’ve had him since he was 12 weeks old and since then he’s: Been through 2 marriages 1 divorce Deaths of my Dad and grandparents Five residences An exodus […]

I have a problem with my iPhone. A BIG problem. It doesn’t work. Ok, it does work. Pretty decently, I must say. But the problem I’ve run into is that the weather is getting cold.  And I like listening to my iPhone on the Metro. But I’ve noticed that the cold weather and the iPhone […]

Earlier, I had written that I had a ‘fan club’ of sorts. You know, people in a bus and in a restaurant/cafe who watch me as I go to work. It is a little weird when you think about it but also a little bit of a boost to my itty-bitty ego. Naturally, it sort […]

This is weird.  And when I say weird, I mean this one is a little way out of left field, even for me. Almost every weekday I get to Rosslyn, park my car and walk to the Metro station to take downtown.  This normally happens around the same time every day.  We all know that […]