I’ve been sitting here ruminating over Easter candy again. I say ‘ruminating’ because Angela has me helping her with a project for work and I’ve been staring at pictures of cows for the past two days. Moo. Back on topic, we recently went to Target and there, in front of us, was their gigantic display of Easter candies. There were chocolates, jellybeans, and the like. So many pretty colors! So, what did I decide to pick out and snack on?Twizzlers.Not just regular Twizzlers, though. We’re talking about their special Easter Twizzlers. These are candy dipped Twizzlers. Twizzlers themselves are strawberry flavored but these monstrosities were dipped in candy coatings that taste like strawberry, cherry and blueberry. Oy. They were horrible. Soooooo horrible that I had to eat the most of them.A man makes a commitment to something then he must keep it.The only thing stopping me from finishing off the bag was that they turned out to be contaminated. Earlier I had cooked a roast which was deeeeeelicious. Angela decided to cut some of it up and make us some sandwhiches. My bag of Twizzlers was open next to her food prep area and…well, I didn’t know that she accidentally spilled some of the meat juice into the bag. A little while later I went, stuck my hand in the bag and popped of few of those disgusting things in my mouth only to discover that they were made even worse.Think about it. You’re waiting to eat something disgustingly sweet yet this candy was flavored like meat. Ugh. * shiver *. I almost threw up.It’s peanut butter jelly time…
OMG That is so funny! And disgusting! And so you!
I heard you were in the city a while ago. Why didn’t you call me? I would have enjoyed going out for drinks. BTW, my boyfriend hates you now and I don’t know why.
Do the peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat
Do the peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat
I was actually going to type out the entire lyrics, but then I didn’t. to bad yep to bad
Mr. JustSumDude, I am sure he would dance the Electric Slide with you if you asked him nicely.
@Sidney – your boyfriend is a poof! And you leave your limey claws off Michael! His patheteric remains are for me and Ashleigh to fight over.
@Angela – Are you dead yet? Shouldn’t someone call the authorities on you?
@ Michael – HAHA! You poor fuck! Your wife slipped you some ‘meat’!
*Sigh*
NO I am NOT dead yet, but rest assured, he’s all yours when I finally succumb to whatever dread disease you all have me croaking from next.
Ooo. Candy.
Really, I don’t know why I didn’t read this until now.
hey there hi there!
thanks for writing when seamus died. very sad day that was. i was a wreck for several days…and didn’t get around to writing back…HOWEVER, you and A were the first on my list that i was going to write (i had the email all ready to go even before you wrote me) because i knew y’all would understand the grief. ugh. but i didn’t send the email, figuring i’d sound too incoherent and so forth.
i like the “man” series — the crying to show your emotion side. hee hee
EMOTIONAL!! why can’t i spell!