Here are some little tidbits that are mulling about in this cavernous wasteland I call a brain.
- Shopping during the holiday season can really be troublesome. I’m not just talking about the crowds and the noise and hustling and bustling. I’m talking about the urge not to bargain shop for yourself. Oh, you know what I’m talking about. You have the best of intentions to go out and buy presents for other people but…oh, my…those shoes look really cute! And they are so affordable now that the holiday sales are going on! Uh huh. I know you knew what I meant. How are you supposed to fight that urge to buy something for yourself?! That’s the really horror of it, though. What if you buy something for yourself that somebody else then bought for you as a gift? Face it, people should just buy their own presents. Everyone should just get together and buy for themselves rather than having to think about other people. Aye…the shopper’s holiday. It would be a grand thing, wouldn’t it?
- I’m 35 and what the hell is this? Ugh. I’m getting ready for work one day and looking at my face in the mirror. Lo and behold, there it is – near the top of my nose – in all its glory. A pimple. A PIMPLE!! WTF? I know my face is clean so I’m attributing it to stress. What stress? Working two jobs probably. I’ve been going going to sleep at a decent hour but I still end up waking up really early in the morning and working. Yeesh. I think I’m averaging about 4 hours of sleep. That’s still not too bad.
- The woman with the face transplant. So there was this story going around about a woman in France who got her facue mauled be a dog. French doctors took the face of a cadaver and grafted it onto the disfigured woman’s face. How messed up is that?! And yet, how cool is it at the same time?! Just like in the movie “Face Off” with Nicholas Cage and John Travolta!
- Movies!
- We watched “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire”. Meh. It was pretty good but I think I really enjoyed the trailers. Especially for “Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe”. Now I want my own CG lion!
- X-Men 3 I just finished watching the X-Men 3 trailer and I was absolutely intrigued by it. But Kelsey Grammer as the Beast? Man, I hope someone decapitates him. Watch this franchise turn into soemthing along the lines of Fantasy Island or the Love Boat. X-Men 6! With Special Guest Stars Kanye West! Pam Anderson! Fred Durst! Gary Coleman!
- Mr. & Mrs. Smith We bought it. We watched it. I just didn’t understand the ending. Whattup with that?! I don’t want to spoil anything, but…whattup with that?!
- King Kong So, to go along with my CG lion I want a gigantic CG monkey. GIMME GIMME GIMME! The only thing that is a turn off to me is Jack Black. I hate him. I don’t think he’s funny and I don’t think he can act. He can bite my ass
- And finally… I hate you, Maxtor. More rant on this tonight/tomorrow. Right now, I’m tired.