• Here's hoping that if I have to fly anytime soon that the TSA backscatter scanner triggers a Hulk-like reaction in my body. #
  • Just a reminder to all you college kids buying hardware/software: USE YOUR STUDENT DISCOUNTS #
  • Thank goodness for the iPad iOS update. I've been waiting for the use of folders and wireless printing. #
  • I don't know how to take this compliment: a chick on campus said that I dress 'pretty'. #
  • You know, I don't watch the show and I'm only looking at pictures but has Bristol Palin actually been gaining weight on Dancing w/the Stars? #
  • Kind of ashamed of myself for listening to 'Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch: Good Vibration' right now. Meh. I'll get over it. #
  • Oh, this party's got it going on! Whoooo! http://tinysong.com/hvmF #nowplaying #
  • While having a conversation with someone I said, "Look, I don't want to call you stupid." Then I stopped & said "Never mind. Yes, I do." #
  • Watching Top Gear USA & I know why I'm not liking it. The hosts are pretty unamusing & their narration isn't as 'dramatic' the BBC #topgear #
  • Adam Corolla should have stuck with Top Gear USA 🙁 Either that or they should have gotten the guys from Mythbusters to do the show. #
  • I liked a YouTube video — Somewhere in there my dog has soul and wants to sing Amazing… http://youtu.be/VjPg2x15b7g?a #
  • New Woofie's Blog Post: : I wish my dogs could sing. Mine? They just stare at me. http://dogwalker.woofies.com/?p=248 #
  • New post at the Woof I wish my dogs could sing. Mine? They just stare at me.: http://bit.ly/faxdOJ #
  • Honeys want to chat but all we wanna know is, where the party at? #
  • Headed to the animal shelter to drop off donations around noon. Afterwards, off to the Mason Inn by 2pm for drinks until who knows when. #
  • Remember, kids: a pumpkin pie and a blumpkin are two different things #
  • Just before 2pm. I have a headache & looking to kill it by getting my drink on. Problem: The Well at the Mason Inn opens at 4. #
  • At Ozzie's and about to head back to the Mason Inn in 20 min. Urgh. #
  • This year I'm thankful that I haven't opened my car window & reached out and beat the crap out of every jackass on the road this morning. #
  • Woof. It's always telling what kind of night it was when you go back and check through your text messages the next day. #
  • Driving to NC with Angela who is sick. Every time she blows her nose it reminds me of the vuvuzelas during the World Cup. #
  • Bunsen is thankful that I'm not home during the days. http://yfrog.com/6b7kx0j #
  • Tonight's agenda: ATR in Reston around 830-9 until about 1230/1. Then Pizzeria Uno to annoy Alanah. After that…party with Bolivians?? #
  • I'm thankful for: Angela preventing me from getting into a fight with a douche bag who almost ran over me in a parking lot. 'Tis the season #
  • Just over a month until the New Year. Sometimes I'd just like to sit down with Father Time, have a nice cup of tea & then punch him in t … #
  • …the neck, Inky. Punch Father Time in the neck. #
  • It's wrong that I want to punch the big guy nxt to me, right? #
  • Last night my drunkenness was taken to a new level and for those people I offended, I'm sorry. #
  • Anyone know of any jobs in the Reston area for someone taking college courses? #
  • I keep thinking that today is Sunday. #

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