So, yeah. I AM in shape. Of course, that shape just happens to be what is known as ’round’. What can I say? What with the hellish commute I really don’t have much time to do anything other than come home, eat dinner and pass out after checking my email. In the mornings, I’m pretty useless. Winter is around the corner so I’m so nice and comfy in bed all snuggled up with the menagerie.
And my eating habits suck. Really. Angela has to yell at me to remind me to eat lunch. Lucky for me that I conveniently ignore her 🙂 Today, though, I went to Starbucks. I got the blackbottom cupcake and a white chocolate mocha. Oh, dear lord. I really don’t like chocolate but wow. I mean, I was having a party in my mouth.
Peter, the CEO’s second hand man, looks at me and just says ‘Sissy drink’. He got the double shot espresso. Bah! Fie on him! I’m enjoying my froo froo coffee and absorbing all the Christmas stuff they’ve got coming out at Starbucks. You have to admit, they really know how to work their brand.
I’ve also been called ‘gay’ because I know women’s purses and fashion. I remarked on this woman’s D&G shoes as well as her Kate Spade purse and a friend of mine looked at me and said ‘Gay. Men shouldn’t know about things like that.’
HA! Ass. I’ll write more about this in my next post. Trust me, this will take a while to explain…
I am in awe at how you can pick up women just by relating to our basic instincts for fashion and shopping! Your choice in coffee drinks and pastry was a wee bit on the fruity side, though.
I will say, however, that at least you aren’t one of these frail, boney boys. I like a man who looks sturdy and has some heft to him. At times you are such a cuddly guy. Other times, such as when you are pissed at someone you can cut quite the intimidating figure. Or maybe it is an amalgamation of your build, how you hold yourself and your persona at the time. You can be quite the intimidator!
Everyone knows that the only intimidator was #3, Dale Ernhardt, Sr.!
Michael, I some of your kangaroo friends pointed me to your blog. I know it has been a while but damn, you still sound the same! Hmmm. It looks like you have a readership of about 5 people 😉 It must be your sterling personality driving the masses to your site.