Thigh…

Tho, Angela hath been gone thince Thunday to a conferenth in Florida. That left me home alone to fend for mythelf. Thith ithn’t tho bad. Exthept for one thmall problem. I’m a bonehead. We haven’t been grothery thopping for a while tho the kitchen wath pretty barren. Rodenth and roacheth were bringing food in. I dethided that I would buy thome thtuff today to make me feel better.

What do I pick up? Four burritoth for only 2 buckth.  Thweet! Along with thome other food thtuff, I wath good to go! Tho I went home and put almoth everthing away.  Everything exthept my burrito. I put that bad boy in the microwave for 4 minuteth and then ‘ding!’ it wath done! I wath THO EXTHITED!! I haven’t had one of thoth crappy thingth for a while! And then, like a thtubborn mule who doethn’t learn anything, I did it. I bit into the burrito and I burned the roof of my mouth.

Ow. Thith fucking thuckth.