I have a problem with my iPhone. A BIG problem. It doesn’t work.

Ok, it does work. Pretty decently, I must say. But the problem I’ve run into is that the weather is getting cold.  And I like listening to my iPhone on the Metro. But I’ve noticed that the cold weather and the iPhone don’t mix when you’re wearing gloves.

I CAN’T FUCKING PUSH ANY OF THE BUTTONS WHEN I HAVE GLOVES ON.

Oh, man. I have to take my glove of to touch the touch screen. But then my hand gets cold. Crap.

I refuse to touch the screen using my nose.