I took the quiz at Comic Vine (http://www.comicvine.com). Sue Reed! Yay! In the movies, that would be that Alba chick. Meh. The power of invisibility and force feilds would be so cool. We could go to movies half price because she would sneak in! I could pick bar fights and not get punched! Oooh! I could feel her up in public and people would just think that I’m a disgusting mime!

My other close matches were Lyja and Mary Jane. Sweet Jiminy Christmas. Mary Jane from Spider-Man! Yay!

Lyja, on the other hand, scares me. “Lyja also known as Lyja the Lazerfist”. Just my luck she would also be a proctologist. Um, no thanks.

EDIT: Speaking of the Lazerfist, I just took the test again looking for a male Superhero Love Match. My matches were:

Beast
67.6% Match
Smart, strong, witty, and snuggly, Beast will either take you out for a night of sophisticated bliss or will make you laugh you rear off. Just make sure to bring a lint brush.

Spider-Man (66.4%)

Cable
Cable (63.4%)

Beast, eh? Um, I think I’ll pass. I’ll stick with the heterosexual response. Especially since I can’t get Kelsey Gramar out of my head for his role in X-Men:United. Meh and Tobey McGuire walking down a boardwalk, holding hands and sharing cotton candy. Ew. Cable would be cool to hang out regardless of being straight or gay. I’d pay just to see him try to drink a beer through his mask. No, wait. I’m thinking of Deadpool. Never mind.

Come to think of it, I don’t really like Kirsten Dunst. Someone said she has chicklet teeth and now I can’t get that vision out of my head. I don’t find her attractive at all. Ok, maybe she was sort of attractive in ‘Bring It On’. After that she sorta went downhill like the Red Bull Flutag for me. I’ll stick with the comic book representation of Mary Jane.