It's like being stuck in an elevator with a very annoying person.
Written by Puzzlehead, in Dad, Family, General, Relationships
Never, EVER underestimate the power of my sloth. No, no. Not the animal (although a very slow, superhero sloth would be cool). I mean my lackadaisical approach to writing a post for my own blog. You have no idea how many times I’ve started a post on my iPad, continued it on my phone, worked […]
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Trying to grow facial hair during the holiday break. I haven't shaved since Thursday. I look like every 13 year old boy trying to be manly. # It's been 2 years since Tobey passed & we rushed him here. Delivering some holiday cheer for all that they did for us. I miss you, Tobey. # […]
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I…am a chicken. Ok, I really don’t know if I’m a chicken or if I’m a sloth. Regardless of which type of animal, I don’t have a passport. I know, I know. All of you people who have passports are going to rag on me and say ‘Oh, well when stuff goes down here in […]
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Sweet. Someone cooked something in the microwave at work that smells like feet. I wish they'd stop walking around with it. # @Tweekerchick Hmmm. Mere coincidence? I think not. It appears that something is afoot. in reply to Tweekerchick # @PecanCtMichael Michael, you sure talk sexy O.o in reply to PecanCtMichael # I'll be in […]
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Playing scissors, paper, rock with Angela to see who gets to express the dogs anal glands this week. # @shaluthebalu hey, at least we don't have a pet elephant… in reply to shaluthebalu # Today's rental car: A Chevy Cobalt. Its the ideal first car for a teen. I am no teen 🙁 # I […]
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New Farm Team post: News from Delegate Herring http://www.farmteam.org/2010/12/05/news-from-delegate-herring-6/ # During my insurance claim yesterday the rep asked if the police charged me with anything. "Only with being a sexy monkey" & we laaaaaaughed. # @Inkblot I hope you fall in the toilet 🙂 <3 in reply to Inkblot # @chaddukes Little Green Machine # […]
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Ok, I'll admit that I'm impressed that Obama got an actual sports injury while playing sports rather than being choked out by a pretzel. # Sweet! Cyber Monday! a/s/l? # @kellyaquinn Next time you have that issue you should switch your DNS to either OpenDNS or the Google DNS servers. Heck, might be faster. in […]
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Here's hoping that if I have to fly anytime soon that the TSA backscatter scanner triggers a Hulk-like reaction in my body. # Just a reminder to all you college kids buying hardware/software: USE YOUR STUDENT DISCOUNTS # Thank goodness for the iPad iOS update. I've been waiting for the use of folders and wireless […]
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My life in Hell: They're testing the fire alarms in my building. During working hours. Every. 5. Minutes. # PIE!! # I was going to dust some furniture because of all the construction in the house this morning. I thought I had a can of Pledge. It was Raid. # Yay for the new Stig! […]
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Dogs do not know squat about about daylight savings time. Nothing like 3 large, dopey dogs jumping on the bed to wake me up for breakfast. # I did it again. I forgot where I parked my truck. # Every time I see the "W" for the Washington Nationals I immediately think that it's for […]
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Here, children! Come here for Halloween! Come and get your caramel covered onions! # @Inkblot Love it or lump it, baby! in reply to Inkblot # Rats. I can't believe I missed 'The Walking Dead' last night. I'll have to see if I can find it and catch up. # @PecanCtMichael Oh, sure. Rub it […]
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To my dearest demon of a wife: I was perfectly fine being a lazy sloth. Why did you have to ruin it by a 6am death march at the gym? # @KathyHR Hi, Kate! Snow tires say 'I learned from the last sports car we bought that summer tires are useless in winter' 🙂 in […]
Halloween is almost upon us and it reminds me of the fact that I miss Thanksgiving. I don’t think that I was the first person to notice that Halloween decorations came out in August and Christmas gear came out in September. SEPTEMBER. Thanksgiving has been relegated to only one tiny corner in the Hallmark stores, […]
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Giddy-up, Metro train! (@ Rosslyn Metro Station) http://4sq.com/4Gm82L # I'm at Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) (500 C St SW, between 4th & 6th St, SW, Washington). http://4sq.com/cAy1oz # OMG. 6am and I feel like I've been crying like a little girl 🙁 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22fSspZCA-c "Say, Marimo" # Yay. Time to get jabbed with a needle […]
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It's kind of sad that my boss has to preempt our conversation with a reminder not to call anyone an unamusing, pompous jackass. # Powered by Twitter Tools
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Every time I look out the window this morning I start to say 'It's raining…' and then immediately start thinking of The Weather Girls. >.< # Powered by Twitter Tools
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Kevin Kolb has a concussion in his first start and Michael Vick is now the Eagles quarterback. Wonder if they regret te McNabb trade now. # I wonder if they give out samples… (@ U.S. Department of Transportation (DOT) w/ 4 others) http://4sq.com/7CEW8F # Yep, I donated for two causes: education AND truthiness – http://www.donorschoose.org/donors/viewChallenge.html?id=39361 […]
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Say hi to Lillian, Pam and the girls working today 🙂 (@ IHOP) http://4sq.com/6S5Ou9 # It is mighty fine food… (@ Jackson's Mighty Fine Food & Lucky Lounge) http://4sq.com/4vtI3S # I'm looking for something to make feel like a strong and confident woman… (@ Victoria's Secret) http://4sq.com/duH4DN # Thoroughly enjoyed witnessing the fallout from Digg's […]
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There was an episode of the prime time cartoon ‘King of the Hill’ back in 2002 titled ‘Dances with Dogs’. TV.com has a recap of the episode (the full version of which can be read on their site): Hank and Bobby go head to head in a craze imported from Canada: dog dancing. Hank catches …
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I had a dream that I went to a bar & had a $3400 tab and left a $900 tip. I think that's happened to me twice IRL & I was having flashbacks # I'm at IHOP (44030 Pipeline Plaza, Ashburn). http://4sq.com/6S5Ou9 # I'm at Giant Food – Ashburn Village (44110 Ashburn Shopping Plaza, Ashburn). […]
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Bath time! For the dogs, silly… (@ Bark 'N Bubbles Dog Wash) http://4sq.com/cnKWv2 # In retrospect, I shouldn't have clicked on the link that said 'trichobezoar removal' # I'm at Mason Inn and Conference Center (4400 University Drive, Ox Road, Fairfax). http://4sq.com/9oWtjC # New post at the Woof Cleo’s Ninth Life: I would like to […]
Written by Puzzlehead, in Pet sitters, The Business, Tips for Pet Owners, Tips for Sitters
I was watching one of those shows on either Animal Planet or National Geographic and it was about training dogs. I think it was “It’s Me Or The Dog”. You’ll have to forgive me if I don’t recall all the details. I was on the couch watching by myself when all of a sudden my …
Written by Puzzlehead, in Tips for Pet Owners
I would like to introduce you to someone very dear to me. Her name is Cleo and she is my cat that I had to put down last week. I know what you’re probably thinking. ‘This site hasn’t been updated for how long and the first post that we get is about death again?!’ Yes, …
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Wow. It’s been about two months since I’ve posted to my own blog. I always thought of myself as a chatty Cathy but for a while i’ve been…what’s the word I’m looking for?…oh, yeah! I’ve been lazy. Not just lazy but also a tad empty headed. I have the utmost respect for my friends who […]
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I don't think my cat, Cleo, is going to be with me much longer. I'm waiting for Angela to come home so we can make some hard decisions. # I just said my final goodbye to my little cat, Cleo. # Well, that went well… (@ U.S. Department of Commerce) http://4sq.com/7uoxZG # Lunch with some […]
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For some reason Newport News smells like rotting cantaloupes. # My distaste for SQL statements grows on a daily basis. # Using the double doors helps keep the temperature consistent inside the entrance. (@ Innovation Hall – George Mason University) # Going out for drinks with Mike Hendricks. This can only end badly. # Scotch? […]