I love dogs. I mean, my passion for dogs is IMMENSE. However, you come to the point where you realize that a dog is just sort of big and dopey. Sure, there are stories of Cujo and Rin-Tin-Tin and Lassie. There’s even (God bless his sould) Moose who played Eddy on the old television show ‘Frasier’ (and who was also the spokes-dog for Coach). But in all seriousness, most dogs are going to be sweet and adorable, like most of the ones featured at Woofie’s. Which is why I’m reconsidering my plans to take over the world through inconspicuous means. I think that I might be able to do it using cats.

Face it, they’re pretty intelligent.

First I’ll teach them to understand English:
[youtube]http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=XU2EtLHVoiI[/youtube]

And then some intensive driving training:
[youtube]http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-jv8g1YVI[/youtube]

That’s right, first a Roomba and then, eventually, a tank or a fighter jet.

Then I will outfit them with armor. Real armor, nothing like some flimsy armor made of melon or fruit:

Nobody will EVER suspect a thing. Oh, yes, World. Enjoy your LOLCats and your amusing observations of typical cat behavior. Sooner or later, they’ll be my agents of doom.