I like this ‘advert’ of sorts for Google Latitude.. It takes a nice simple video of Google employees and then gives the user a nice little pay off at the end. In my case, it was just a reminder of bodily functions: Google reminds us: Puzzy Farts. I went through and I was going to […]

The Rainbow Vomiting Pandas Of Interestingness Originally uploaded by The Searcher I LOVE THIS PICTURE. I’m going to get the larger version of it and then hang it somewhere.

I have several friends who live in Australia. Ok, let me be more specific: I have several girlfriends who live in Australia. They are all beautiful women who are pretty successful and know how to have a good time. While I was speaking to one online today we wound up on the topic of breast […]

I have had the good fortune to work in several different places. Each place has been an affirmation that, yes, I’m an adult. Recently, though, I’ve come to realize that I’m an adult but I’m no Spring chicken. I’m more like a buzzard. It has been no secret that I’m pretty flirty. Hell, look at […]

I really adore my pets. I remember reading a while back a piece that I think was put out by the State Department about what to expect if you’re a foreigner travelling to the United States. One of the examples of this was that a large number of Americans don’t mind their pets sleeping with […]

The world is full of crazy. I’m a down to earth fellow; I’m pretty mellow. For those of you who like to stereotype you could even call me yellow. What gets me, though, is that for all of my sanity, hard work, and Dudley Do-Right attitude about life I am just ‘normal’. Which is ok, […]

Garth: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny? Wayne: No. Garth: Neither did I. I was just asking. So, I understand that somewhere television and toy executives sequester themselves away and hatch hair-brained schemes in order to extend their brands and rake in more dough. […]

Over the past few days a number of media notes from Great Britain have piqued my interest. First off is Sky News’ Mum: Will Anyone Sleep With My Down’s Son? I found it to be rather pleasant that the mother believes that “that society has a learning disability when it comes to Down’s syndrome” and […]

Oh, God. This makes me giggle like a school girl. Especially since O’Reilly reads it. From the Village Voice – http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared…_with_those.php QUOTE Your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power. Those Who […]

I’m not sure if anyone had heard but the comic strip Problem Sleuth at MS Paint Adventures had concluded last week. The author, Andrew Hussie, wrapped it up rather nicely by saying It’s hard to believe it’s done, I’m sure mostly for me personally. If you do the math, you’ll note I produced an average […]

I suppose I don’t even know why I’m writing this post. It is quite possible because I’m annoyed with the following people People who cheat on their mate People who get caught cheating People who can’t think of the various methods of catching a cheater Let me preface this post by stating, right off the […]

When Angela and I went to the Spy Museum a few weekends ago we mulled around downtown DC for a bit as well. After lunch at the DC Chophouse, we decided to head home. As we were walking back to the parking garage we passed the ‘Crime & Punishment Museum’. The Crime & Punishment Museum […]

Angela went to Mexico last week for a vacation. Yeah, yeah – I know, she was running away to meet with her Latin lover, Inigo Montoya. Anyhow, the day before she left, Angela and I decided to go have a pleasant dinner out. I was thinking of something nice and small – maybe a burger, […]

Robots have become an integral part of our society. They build cars, act as a sentry (South Korean | Metal Storm AWDS), Even though they are just a little ways away from becoming the ass kicking, bone crunching Terminators or Transformers they still manage to capture our imagination. We’ve seen movies like Metropolis, Blade Runner, […]

A lot of people have been remarking in the main forums about their need to workout, etc. I normally work out early in the mornings, somewhere between 4am and 6am. I have my iPhone app to help me chart my weight, my personal trainer, my gym memberships. I’ve considered doing p90x, Body For Life and/or […]

Maybe I’m getting my hopes up but I want to watch this movie. According to the movie synopsis: A coming-of-age comedy set in the summer of 1987 about an uptight recent college grad (Jesse Eisenberg) who is forced to take a job at a local amusement park when he realizes he can’t afford his dream […]

One of the first speech synthesizers that I ever used was AskSam for the Commodore 64. You would type in words or phoenetically spell things and this representation of the human head would repeat it. It was both advanced and primitive for it’s time. My friend Mike & I would sit there and constantly try […]

There are several deal breakers in a relationship. You’re ugly Your potential mate doesn’t bathe/brush their teeth They punched your grandma in the neck Once urinated on your pillow Failed to save you from a mob of zombies Had problems communicating Yeah, it is that last little item that sort of took me be surprise. […]

As I write this I am laying down on the floor with one of my dogs, Farley, trying to get some sleep. When I originally started to write this post it was when I would try to sleep in my office with Tobey. After the devastating loss of my little giant I find myself sleeping […]

I really enjoy living in a metropolitan area. Sure, I don’t really live ‘in’ the city, but I’m close enough to it that I can romp around and marvel at the sites and sounds. [vimeo]http://www.vimeo.com/3010228[/vimeo] These guys aren’t in DC. They’re a group formed by eight brothers + one friend and they’re called ‘Hypnotic Brass’ […]

Isla Fisher. Isla, Isla, Isla… [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcnMgH7PwQs[/youtube] …I want to wrestle you.

You have to love technology. We no longer have to write letters or pick up the phone or send telegrams. We have both text and instant messaging to help us quickly and efficiently converse across geographic boundaries. After nearly 10 years together, how have Angela and I leveraged this technology? Angela: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1141662/Australians-comfort-badly-burned-koalas-best-friends-surviving-bushfires.html Angela: awww!! Me: […]

I realize that as I grow older my interests will become more and more narrow. It’s like that with every generation, isn’t it? It is the fundamental reason why old people hate the way young people dress, listen to music and behave. Ultimately I’ll be an old curmudgeon, sitting in my rocking chair at the […]

First off, let’s just get this out of the way: most of us know that I delight in eating odd things. I’ve had several posts on this blog detailing my triumphs and my failures eating everything from various forms of Easter candy to hamburgers to who knows what else. If it is fried, I’m all […]

I have a problem lasting through multiple seasons of a reality show. Survivor? Yeah, I got bored with it when they started their second season. The Real World? I was able to watch New York, San Francisco, London and Miami and then I burned out on it. After the first season of American Idol I […]

Just a very, very brief heads up: I’m still alive and kicking. Coincidentally, I’m also still pretty lazy when it comes to updating my sites/blogs. It is akin to drinking a big old glass of apathy. I’m off this week and I’ll start to get back into the swing of things…for both of you readers […]

I’m reconsidering my plans to take over the world through inconspicuous means. I think that I might be able to do it using cats.