So, next up to plate on my Seven Deadly Sins is Greed. Oh, greed! How I love thee! I really don’t see anything wrong with greed. Mikey like the greed. I’m one greedy bastard.

That’s a lie, of course. In the past I’ve been faulted for giving too much. But I sure do love myself some greed. I like accumulating stuff – gadgets, magazines, slinky Norwegian foreign exchange students. Gimme gimme gimme! Mine! Most people that I know also know that I have control issues: I like to be in control and I like things to work my way (because we all know that its the right way).

This is why I think it will be an absolute riot to try out for ‘The Apprentice‘. There are a few problems with this, though. First, I missed the deadline to audition live in Norfolk or Philadelphia. Second, since I missed the audition date that means that I have to submit a 10 minute video about myself.

A 10 minute video about myself. Oy. I can’t wait for the producers to see a video of me introducing myself for a minute and then 9 other minutes of me scratching my ass. Or maybe 30 seconds of telling them about myself and then 9.5 minutes of The Leek Spin. That would be sweet!

So, if you have any ideas about what I should put on my audition tape then feel free to let me know. I’m going to try and finish scripting it out and start working on the animations this weekend.

As far as the greed thing – gimme gimme gimme!