Candy, Candy, Candy I Can’t Let You Go…

I’ve been sitting here ruminating over Easter candy again. I say ‘ruminating’ because Angela has me helping her with a project for work and I’ve been staring at pictures of cows for the past two days. Moo. Back on topic, we recently went to Target and there, in front of us, was their gigantic display of Easter candies. There were chocolates, jellybeans, and the like. So many pretty colors! So, what did I decide to pick out and snack on?Twizzlers.Not just regular Twizzlers, though. We’re talking about their special Easter Twizzlers. These are candy dipped Twizzlers. Twizzlers themselves are strawberry flavored but these monstrosities were dipped in candy coatings that taste like strawberry, cherry and blueberry. Oy. They were horrible. Soooooo horrible that I had to eat the most of them.A man makes a commitment to something then he must keep it.The only thing stopping me from finishing off the bag was that they turned out to be contaminated. Earlier I had cooked a roast which was deeeeeelicious. Angela decided to cut some of it up and make us some sandwhiches. My bag of Twizzlers was open next to her food prep area and…well, I didn’t know that she accidentally spilled some of the meat juice into the bag. A little while later I went, stuck my hand in the bag and popped of few of those disgusting things in my mouth only to discover that they were made even worse.Think about it. You’re waiting to eat something disgustingly sweet yet this candy was flavored like meat. Ugh. * shiver *. I almost threw up.It’s peanut butter jelly time…