Say, baby. Put down that pipe and get my pipe up…

Oh, God. This makes me giggle like a school girl. Especially since O’Reilly reads it.

From the Village Voice –…_with_those.php

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Those Who Trespass audiobook
Author: Bill O’Reilly
Publisher: Random House Audio
Date: 2001, though the book was published in 1998
Discovered at: Goodwill
The Cover Promises: A bold, fresh piece.

This wouldn’t have been too bad if he didn’t have that fiasco about him harassing a co-worker a while ago. Oh, and the way he reads it really turns me on.