I’ll admit – I’ve listened to Girls Aloud a few times. It really isn’t my usual choice of music to listen to. Well, unless I’m feeling like I really need some female empowerment. HOWEVER, these recent pictures of Cheryl Tweedy remind of one thing: I LOVE GIRL GROUPS. Dammit. Getting older sucks.

BAH. Damn them and their jiggly bits and catchy tunes. I put groups like this on my music rotation along with several other guilty pleasures. If you want to get Puzzy something for Christmas, please feel free to stuff her down my chimney. Please be careful of the jiggly bits, though.

Hopefully she and the rest of Girls Aloud have a fetish for crabby, auld, Asian men. You know, and they’ll want to oil up their bodies and rub themselves all over me.

EDIT: btw, you may be asking yourself – why is he posting this here and now? No nipple, she’s of age and she isn’t a trailer park wreck a la Britney Spears. Simple – delve into my mind with me for a sec – I was toying with the idea of posting an article called ‘Friday I’m in Love’ and my first choice was Deprise Brescia, but I couldn’t find any good pictures of her. My first idea, though, was an article to kick off the weekend to get people talking and thinking until Monday.

Yep. The truth is I was lazy. And I do like Cheryl Tweedy’s jiggly bits.