I’m in the middle of writing down my own little field guide to getting along with women. Unfortunately, I have writer’s block and I’m not too sure what to write or when to stop. I have part of my post ready but it isn’t done. While I finish this first part off I thought I’d point you to a few diversions.
- Stuff On My Cat. Visit it. Learn it. Love it.
- Cute Overload. Everyone knows about this site. But I’m distracting you, so visit it anyways.
- Greg Horn. I want to lick all of the pictures of Emma Frost.
- Visual Culture and Health Posters. This is put out by the NIH. Really. You need to look at some of these posters. It makes me almost not want to lick Emma Frost. Almost.
- X-Rated Adult Movie Posters of the 60’s & 70’s. Should be safe for work. I’m posting this to balance out all the venereal disease posters from the above link.
- Hot Chicks With Douchebags. I came across this while doing my Allison Stokke research (sorry again, Allison! Good luck at University!). The ‘douchebags’ are guys, not feminine hygiene products.
Ok, I’m off to work on my original post.
Wow, from one of the NIH posters, I think I just found the greatest band name ever.
Juke Joint Sniper
That is all.
You…? Women…? HA!
Ladies and Gents, here’s the originating location of that last comment:
Do you like how that originated from a government computer? An NIEHS computer located in Research Triangle Park? Oh, sure, they try to use an anonymous email address but that’s just dumb.
Unless zerg.niehs.nih.gov is a firewall or proxy, developer workstations at the facility I was at were named for internal dns.
I could get a 5 year old to do a reverse DNS lookup, contact security or the sysadmins. Dumb.
That’s great use of our tax money.
I look forward to your piece about women. A few of us ladies at the Cary dog park still miss you and your little boys!
AAAAAGH! CUTE PUPPIES AND KITTIES! MUST AVERT MY EYES!! SOMEONE PLEASE POUR RUBBING ALCOHOL IN MY EYES!!
Damn, they’re cute.
I would like you to explain in your upcoming post how you managed to ‘date’ three women at the same time in college and also get all of them to go out to dinner with you. It was absolutely amazing how you got them all to be friendly.
No one is hiding from you. I don’t know why you keep assuming…
Wow. This person is a moron. Is this the type of imbecile that you worked with when you went down there?
Anyone with half a brain can see that he didn’t mention anyone in particular. Instead, Michael pointed out that it would be easy enough to find out who it is. Anyone who can read a firewall log and who can do either an nslookup or dig on an internal domain would be able to pair up user with IP address and dns entry. As any wonk in the sysadmin/networking/security field knows, this is only scratching the surface and this is something that Michael pointed out.
That’s what he said. You’re the dolt who is still being caught redhanded reading his blog, even though he wants nothing to do with you.
The smart thing for you to do is probably just go away. Really. This just makes you look really, really sad.
I agree with LonelyWanderer. The stuff I could understand, of course. I definitely agree with the “just go away” part. The mere fact that you’re posting on his blog means that you’re voluntarily coming to it and reading it. Sad. Somewhat pathtetic. You would think that after so much bad blood between you you would take the high road and just left well enough alone. It speaks a lot about your character (or lack of it) that instead you insist on advertising that you really are an annoying, ignorant person. You must be quite the asset to your company and project.
So that’s where you were in North Carolina, Michael? Lockheed Martin at NIEHS? I’m surprised you haven’t done any of the LOLCATS images or websites.
I think it’s funny. If he wanted me to go away, he would quit spending all this time and energy on me. Let’s face it! Now you’re intrigued as well… With all this attention, why would I leave? LOL Everyone can see that as soon as you write about me, you’re inviting me back.
Wow. You’re deluded. I suggest you go back and reread his post and comments. He’s said nothing about you.
But, as you said, if it means you leaving I’ll take Michael’s example and not engage with any communication with you.
I suggest any other readers of this blog do likewise so this person could finally go away.