So, my first day of self-imposed unemployment went by. It was interesting, to say the least. I am both relaxed and bored silly. This was my plan after all, right?! As such, I’m trying to get a lot of my sidework out of the way so that I could concentrate on doing something different and something new. I’ll be darned if the dogs sleeping don’t make me envy them even more, all snuggly and comfy and flipped upside down. Today will be concentrated on cleaning the house more and cleaning the boys. They have grown to have such an interesting funk to them, like a cross between wet fur, a ham and pine needles. Cleaning and cooking. Cooking and cleaning. My, God. I’ve just turned into June Cleaver. All that is missing is my apron and my string of pearls.
Ok, there has to be more to this. I think that the main agenda right now is: GET THE HOUSE CLEAN. Today’s list of chores:
- Open the windows and air the place out
- clean the dogs
- clean the microwave
- look at the bed
- fold some clothes
- look at the bed again
- straighten the guest room
- look at the bed in the guest room
- crawl under the covers
- pass out
- wake up with three pets sitting on the bed with me
- run around and clean some more before Angela gets home
I’m also trying this new layout. Let me know if your eyes bleed. Sitting in the dark and writing this it makes me a tad dizzy.
And before I forget I stumbled upon some works online of one of my favorite artists: Wayne Thiebaud. How can you NOT like an artist that made a name for himself by drawing pastries? Oh, Mikey likes. Mikey likes a lot. He got his start in the 1950’s doing advertising and consumer design. Simple in design and composition, Thiebaud’s works has been called a “blue collar still life” as it depict things other than regular fruit. The colors are typically muted and give his paintings an ethereal feel. According to Thiebaud:
When I painted the first row of pies, I can remember sitting and laughing – sort of a silly relief – “Now I have flipped out!” The one thing that allowed me to do that was having been a cartoonist. I did one and thought, “That’s really crazy, but no one is going to look at these things anyway, so what the heck.
Speaking of cakes, Danna comes home from France today! Yayyy!!! I missed Danna!
First post, bitches!
Has anyone ever told you that you’re not normal? I mean really. You’re not normal at all. That’s not a bad thing, mind you. I find it absolutely adorable. Is Angela enjoying having you be her man servant? You silly man.
And who is this new woman, Danna, that you are so happy to have return? Someone else for me to hate?
The new scheme is hot.
WHO IS DANNA AND WHY MUST I DESTROY HER?! I swear, if this is another one of his little girlfriends I am going to kill him. Does anyone else know her?
And before you even say anything, Angela, I am not jealous. Liz won’t tell me and just keeps traipsing about saying that he cares deeply for this Danna woman, rubbing it in my face. WHAT ABOUT ME?!
Yipes! Ok, let’s see…I’m shaking my Magic 8-ball and it is telling Ashleigh to ‘GET A GRIP’. Danna is a very good friend of mine while you, you’re my resident psycho-nutcase. But that’s why I like you!
Jay, thanks for the props! This is a hack of a skin called ‘Boredom!’. I thought it was aptly named due to my state of mind. The kitty is mine, though. I’m going to incorporate him further throughout the site.
Liz, can you please tranquilize the lovely Ashleigh for me when you get a chance? Smoochies!
I had an idea… In the content section, you could do a 95% transparent image of kittens in various states of play. Not small ones, but like 250×250 and only have one every 500 vertical pixels. Might be interesting–even if the background image is 1500px in height…
That borders on the “obsessive-with-cats-I’m-wearing-a-cat-sweater”. If I did, I would force it in the footer area so that it only took up the bottom part of the page and didn’t make me look so – er – less than masculine.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Wayne T. Did you see the card I got Sam when he graduated with his MBA. It was a big fat Wayne cake.
In a moment of near insanity, I looked up the prices of his paintings. Shhhh don’t tell Bill
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Dammit, Deb! Here I am thinking that Wayne Thiebaud was scoping out my own little slice of blog space 😉
I remember that card that you got Sam! What are the paintings going for? I am so intrigued by what his cityscapes look like. Well, not like I can’t scour the internet for pics. Ok, I’m off to scour the internet for pornogr….pictures of Wayne Thiebaud’s current works.