So, you want to know about me? Check back here in a few days. I’m still trying to figure out who I am. Here are excerpts from some introductions I’ve had to do in various forums:
My name is Michael and I live in Northern Virginia. I’m in my early/mid thirties, married and I have two dogs and two cats. No kids: children scare me. The mere thought of parenting someone who will one day be able to kick my ass terrifies me. Unfortunately, for whatever reason, my wife won’t let us adopt a 17 year old Swedish girl.
When it comes down to it, I’m the type of guy that you can just go out and have a beer with. And I’ll make you look like a sports superstar. Although I’m highly competitive, I’m prone to winding up on the losing side of sports. Want to impress a chick with your basketball skills? Bring me along and I’ll make you look like Larry Bird, Michael Jordan and Magic Johnson all rolled into one. But, I’ll have a good time doing it and that’s what counts.
As well as:
Other talents of mine:
- I’m a perv
- I tend to cuss like a trucker
- I can actually draw
- If given enough reason I can lay down and watch tv for 4 days straight
- I have a knack for flirting with women
- I’m smarter than I sound
If you have questions, let ‘er rip. I’ll tell you anything you want me to.
Seriously – ask questions if you like. I’ll answer almost anything and I’ll leave the comment feature on for this page. For a while. Butt monkeys.