Sandee Westgate. I’ll be honest, I barely know who this woman is. Evidently she was in Playboy and, according to her website she’s:

…a girl-girl adult film star, and XXX magazine model. I’m known online as the “Playboy Model gone bad”. I’ve been featured in Playboy publications over a dozen times and I have stepped up my level of naughtiness…

You can catch her on her website or on her MySpace page. Hell, she’s a fucking porn actress so there are pictures of her all over the ‘net –

Sometimes she’s blond, sometimes she isn’t. Sometimes she’s straight, sometimes she isn’t. Really, who wouldn’t want a girlfriend named Puma?

What drew me to Sandee Westgate, though, isn’t her come hither looks or her ginormous breasts. No, most of you know me – I’m slightly more simple minded than that. What got me liking Sandee Westgate wasn’t that she could probably wrap her legs around me like a human pretzel and fuck me until I was an even more useless husk of a man. What I stumbled upon were her movie reviews from TunaFlix:

She can show up in a bikini.

Or in a laced up bustier:

It doesn’t matter. Maybe it seems like she’s forgetting what she wants to say. She possibly could use some public speaking tips to help her figure out what to do with her hands when she’s talking. It doesn’t really matter.

What matters to me is that this porn star/movie critic shares at least one view that I do:

SuperBad was not that great a movie.