Ok, I don’t want to think about her ever dating Leonardo DiCaprio. People sometimes rag on Gisele Bundchen and say that she’s somewhat manly. I, however have only two things to say after seeing these pictures:

  1. Gisele, really, those shorts are really impractical. There is no way that you’d be able to slip a wallet in your back pocket
  2. There were days when I was younger that I would joke about wanting to grow up and be a make-up man for Playboy. I’d settle for this guy’s job.