• Don't ask. Breakfast with Amy. (@ IHOP) http://t.co/ZR5LegXe #
  • Wow. Ashburn is getting a Lotte. Now you'll know where to get weird Asian foods #
  • I'm at Spunk Fitness (Sterling, VA) http://t.co/E7s6qziY #
  • Oh, traffic. You're such a bitch. #
  • Sometimes when I'm on a metro train I look at all the people and suddenly I want to scream "Dance battle!" #wmata #
  • This makes me feel itchy – http://t.co/cIhHPDZU #
  • Holy crow! Congratulations, @jinxcellent @IGN ! Best of luck to you and welcome home! in reply to jinxcellent #
  • Woohoo! (@ DAR Constitution Hall for Gabriel Iglesias) [pic]: http://t.co/oDFRNsx3 #
  • Oh, man. We had a great time watching the show put on by @fluffyguy #
  • You know you're getting older when it's late night and you walk into a really packed bar and just want to punch everyone #
  • Evacuated to the back of the Target we're in because of a tornado warning #
  • LET'S GO NATS! #
  • N-A-T-S! NATS! NATS! NATS! #

Powered by Twitter Tools