- Rats. I'm not going to be in town for this on July 7th! The Rebel Race – http://t.co/4x1dszbi #
- Really?! Who the heck wears a 3 piece corduroy suit in the summer?! Someone should smack their interns/new hires. #
- "…be open to the possibility that you are wrong, and not confuse what feels good with what’s true." — Carl Sagan #
- 7am and I crave mashed potatoes 🙁 #
- Matching shoes and belt – is that too much to ask men to think about when dressing for work? More intern/new hire smacking required. #
- Damn! On my way into work I was listening to Rage Against the Machine. For some reason, when I got to my desk, I was humming Debbie Gibs … #
- Executive decision time: Angela is away for the weekend and I'm left to fend for myself. Found a guy who would knock $5k off a 2009 SL65 AMG #
- I don't know how to feel when I get emails that say 'Betty White Wants you to Join AARP Today!' #
- My favorite quote said to me today: Pretty girls take shits, too, you know. #
- I was actually told not to kick the heavy bag so hard at the gym. Are you kidding me?! #
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