• Getting crispy. (@ Parkway Pool) http://t.co/wDuoLCvR #
  • I just unlocked the "Swimmies" badge on @foursquare for checking in at water spots! Splish splash! http://t.co/MZHlsfsr #
  • I was doing electrical work in the house today and I think I fried my workstation 🙁 #
  • The irony of DC's Metro: I'm handed a "Rush Hour Reinvented" brochure and the train is 15 minutes late. #
  • Aaaaand they just forced everyone off the train. Metro center is packed. #DCMetro #Fail #wheresmyflyingcar #
  • I'm at Spunk Fitness (Sterling, VA) http://t.co/WM1gvd7x #
  • I could use a drink about now. #
  • Today I am thankful for long, steep escalators and short skirts. #
  • Best Buy sucks now when you're looking to buy gear head stuff to fix your rig. The only good thing? Eating candy and jawing with the cashier #
  • Seriously? Meebo is shutting down July 11?! Thanks a whole f'ing lot, Google. #
  • It's time for a scotch. #
  • Nomz… (@ Old Ebbitt Grill) http://t.co/7KqVwW95 #
  • OMG! There's cell phone reception here in Grant's Bar at Old Ebbit Grill!! #
  • Macallan 25! (@ P.O.V. Roof Terrace and Lounge w/ 2 others) [pic]: http://t.co/4F3XP2mY #
  • I'm at Fadó Irish Pub & Restaurant (Washington, DC) http://t.co/wEA3EYhQ #
  • I'M AT THE POOL HALL, NOT THE STRIP CLUB NEXT DOOR…maybe. (@ Fast Eddie's Sports & Billiards) http://t.co/Dyr3ptk5 #
  • I'm at Jaleo (Arlington, VA) http://t.co/JWlErIao #
  • Picking up breakfast for Meagan… (@ Corner Bakery Cafe) http://t.co/18PNJo6D #
  • I have no problem offering a breakfast sacrifice to the woman who can maul my head with her scissors. http://t.co/VIQeeCpc #
  • I'm at National Harbor (National Harbor, MD) w/ 12 others http://t.co/0FC6ymOr #
  • Holy crap, traffic and parking at National Harbor is a bitch tonight. #
  • I'm at Grace's Mandarin (National Harbor, MD) http://t.co/lPItCktW #
  • I'm at Harrington's Pub and Kitchen (Oxon Hill, Maryland) http://t.co/adtzCgSj #

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