- Was at a lab this morning & as I was entering a woman asked 'did you drive up in that Mercedes?' 'uh, yes' 'that's a beautiful car'. Hot! #
- I'm at Lab Corp (Germantown, MD) http://t.co/BillaBTw #
- This LabCorp facility in Germantown is one of the most unorganized facilities I've ever been in. #
- Sometimes, when I'm feeling old & decrepit, I think back to Nolan Ryan beating Robin Ventura's ass and I feel so much better. #
- Contemplating showing up to rehab this morning eating a McGriddle. (@ Inova Loudoun Hospital) http://t.co/OuIT0t21 #
- Finger prints. Evidently, it's popular. There are 4 other people here getting it done. And they aren't perps! http://t.co/TovkCDZx #
- I'm at Arlington National Cemetery (Arlington, VA) w/ 4 others http://t.co/QR4krcp6 #
- Stopped dead in traffic and all I could think of is bacon. #
- Walked in this place, surprised to see/A big girl gettin' busy/just rockin' to the go-go beat… #
- Mikey needs a scotch (@ Clyde's Tower Oaks Lodge) http://t.co/grDhcnQk #
- I'm at American Tap Room (Reston, VA) w/ 3 others http://t.co/VWQlMV2f #
- On her bday today I thought of trading in my wife for 2 18 year olds then realized I would have absolutely nothing to talk about with them. #
- So long, Rockville. Next time I see you will be for fun instead of work. I270 can kiss my patoot. #
- I'm at Student Union Building I – George Mason University (Fairfax, VA) http://t.co/cojvQRlt #
- I'm at Houlihan's w/ @inkblot http://t.co/SxOJ7FP4 #
- I just unlocked the "Player Please!" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/D3QmPRv0 #
- I'm at ace photo (Ashburn, VA) http://t.co/RKgmb8Fz #
- I'm at Redskins Park (Ashburn, VA) http://t.co/muZalAXJ #
- Just bought the new @JimGaffigan special, #MrUniverse for only $5 at http://t.co/JGfhRFKk. $1 from every DL goes to veterans. #
- Hey, @NBCSports – I'm not used to Mike Milbury actually saying something nice about Alex Ovechkin. Is he ok? #
- Crud #
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