Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-05-13

  • Was at a lab this morning & as I was entering a woman asked 'did you drive up in that Mercedes?' 'uh, yes' 'that's a beautiful car'. Hot! #
  • I'm at Lab Corp (Germantown, MD) http://t.co/BillaBTw #
  • This LabCorp facility in Germantown is one of the most unorganized facilities I've ever been in. #
  • Sometimes, when I'm feeling old & decrepit, I think back to Nolan Ryan beating Robin Ventura's ass and I feel so much better. #
  • Contemplating showing up to rehab this morning eating a McGriddle. (@ Inova Loudoun Hospital) http://t.co/OuIT0t21 #
  • Finger prints. Evidently, it's popular. There are 4 other people here getting it done. And they aren't perps! http://t.co/TovkCDZx #
  • I'm at Arlington National Cemetery (Arlington, VA) w/ 4 others http://t.co/QR4krcp6 #
  • Stopped dead in traffic and all I could think of is bacon. #
  • Walked in this place, surprised to see/A big girl gettin' busy/just rockin' to the go-go beat… #
  • Mikey needs a scotch (@ Clyde's Tower Oaks Lodge) http://t.co/grDhcnQk #
  • I'm at American Tap Room (Reston, VA) w/ 3 others http://t.co/VWQlMV2f #
  • On her bday today I thought of trading in my wife for 2 18 year olds then realized I would have absolutely nothing to talk about with them. #
  • So long, Rockville. Next time I see you will be for fun instead of work. I270 can kiss my patoot. #
  • I'm at Student Union Building I – George Mason University (Fairfax, VA) http://t.co/cojvQRlt #
  • I'm at Houlihan's w/ @inkblot http://t.co/SxOJ7FP4 #
  • I just unlocked the "Player Please!" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/D3QmPRv0 #
  • I'm at ace photo (Ashburn, VA) http://t.co/RKgmb8Fz #
  • I'm at Redskins Park (Ashburn, VA) http://t.co/muZalAXJ #
  • Just bought the new @JimGaffigan special, #MrUniverse for only $5 at http://t.co/JGfhRFKk. $1 from every DL goes to veterans. #
  • Hey, @NBCSports – I'm not used to Mike Milbury actually saying something nice about Alex Ovechkin. Is he ok? #
  • Crud #

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