• I'm at SAMHSA (Montgomery, MD) http://t.co/BWOCSij1 #
  • I just unlocked the “4sqDay 2012” badge on @foursquare! Cupcakes and crowns for all! http://t.co/NXTrO7zt #
  • This song was released in 1983. I just learned the person singing was a guy. http://t.co/S0mPgvBa #
  • YEAH CAPS!!!!!!!! #
  • This series is going to give me ulcers #
  • My take away from this game: Marchand flops like an f'ing soccer player. Way to man up. #
  • Dear Caps: If Marchand is going to make you take penalties by diving, please make it worth it & beat his ass to oblivion #Caps #CapsPlayoffs #
  • I'm at Founding Farmers (Potomac, MD) http://t.co/qZ6RA8Mg #
  • Holy crap. I was fighting a losing battle against falling asleep at my desk. Luckily, now I'll be behind the wheel of a car O.o #
  • Here's hoping Congress gets off its stupid bipartisan ass and passes a mandatory siesta law this year. #
  • I'm at Gold's Gym (Sterling, VA) w/ 7 others http://t.co/ly3iGpRO #
  • Damn you, Thursday. Why couldn't you be more like Friday?! #
  • Let's go, Caps! #
  • Let's go, Nats! #
  • I'm at Nando's Peri-Peri (Gaithersburg, MD) http://t.co/9msXKO0d #
  • I hate it when my pets look at me like I'm the retarded one. #
  • Buying breakfast for my hair stylist. Think of it as a bribe so she doesn't stab me. (@ Corner Bakery Cafe) http://t.co/0d8VUyP6 #
  • Make me pretty, dammit! (@ Zoe Salon and Spa) http://t.co/heX1aHAe #
  • I'm at Noodles & Company (Sterling, VA) http://t.co/pbWPV4XY #

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