• Shoot me. We've been talking kitchen remodeling since 8am and there's no sign of it ending any time soon. My mind is mush. #
  • Just loved Martin Solveig & Dragonette – Hello (Why are we whispering Remix) http://su.pr/87Y91T on @hypem #
  • Dear braless girl wearing the white tank top today: I'm sure you're regretting that fashion decision as you walk across campus in the rain. #
  • Sometimes I wish I was a habitual smoker. #
  • Should I call it the Tour de Michael? Michael Fest? Michaelpalooza? #
  • Damn, it feels good to be a gangster. #
  • I'm holding the Michaelpalooza tour and visiting people across the 48 contiguous states to have a drink with them. Offer ends 3/3/2011, 12pm #
  • Whew! Done looking at myself in the mirror. Now who can I call a pompous jackass? #
  • "Is your pops a drug dealer? 'Cause you're dope." #
  • Don't expect to come here and find any men's products. A few belts & wallets and that's pretty much it. http://4sq.com/ftrFC8 #
  • @Tweekerchick 1) go into FB Apps and reconnect your twitteraccount to FB; 2) Pick a friggen date for drinks!!! in reply to Tweekerchick #
  • The box says "NEW!" and I can't resist. Post cereals Marshmallow Pebbles, I thought I could refuse you. I didn't. I should have. #
  • Missing SXSW this year and missing out. Wondering what @arielwaldman is presenting this year. #
  • @Tweekerchick That's it. I'm about to rescind my offer to visit because you can't pick a date. I'm making way for my other visits. in reply to Tweekerchick #
  • Sorry to be missing your presentation this year, @arielwaldman . Thoroughly enjoyed last years & love how you're getting others to think! in reply to arielwaldman #
  • Saturday morning. Kind of misty outside. Ideal time to sit in front of the tv with a box of cereal and morning cartoons. I <3 being an adult #
  • @Tweekerchick Did somebody say something? I only hear the faint echoes of people who no longer exist to me because they crushed my heart in reply to Tweekerchick #
  • @Tweekerchick it's like I hear a gnat in reply to Tweekerchick #
  • @Tweekerchick one more time: pick a date because I'm working around your schedule! in reply to Tweekerchick #
  • I'm at Noodles & Company (46308 cransten, Sterling) http://4sq.com/eyd7rR #

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