• Sweet. Someone cooked something in the microwave at work that smells like feet. I wish they'd stop walking around with it. #
  • @Tweekerchick Hmmm. Mere coincidence? I think not. It appears that something is afoot. in reply to Tweekerchick #
  • @PecanCtMichael Michael, you sure talk sexy O.o in reply to PecanCtMichael #
  • I'll be in downtown Wednesday morning/afternoon playing kissy face with some clients. Hit me up if you want to get together for a cup of mud #
  • I have no idea what it was that I ate tonight but something is making my stomach sound like Aliens vs. Predators. #
  • Anyone want a free, 8-week old, French bulldog? #
  • Hello young fella at the stoplight. I see you picking your nose. #
  • What the hoof? I think my phone just died. #
  • My back is in so much pain. Breathing hurts. #
  • Clients, networking, friends – oh, my! Visiting Dad on my way home. (@ Rosslyn Metro Station) http://4sq.com/dFUnEi #
  • I'm at Fox News Washington Bureau (400 N. Capitol St. NW, District of Columbia) http://4sq.com/hK7Dbi #
  • I'm at Hyatt Regency (400 New Jersey Ave NW, btw D & E Sts NW, Washington) http://4sq.com/gpfQ0u #
  • Crying like a little kid. (@ Arlington National Cemetery) http://4sq.com/gbHzLe #
  • I've learned that I can cause the Cobalt to drift around a corner at 105mph. #
  • Time to see if I can find the Star Wars Christmas special from the 70s-80s #
  • It seems that it is my fate to always lose one of my gloves 🙁 #
  • Oooh! My truck's butt is pretty 🙂 So long, Cobalt. You served…adequately #
  • Cooking with my mother-in-law because there is no way in hell that I'm touching sea food. #
  • 9am on Christmas and…it's snowing. Doh. #
  • I'm looking at my wife and her two Christmas hams. No, really. She has two hams in the fridge. #
  • Off to walgreens to see what kind of cool Christmas schwag I can find #
  • All hail the Grand Mart! #

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