• Playing scissors, paper, rock with Angela to see who gets to express the dogs anal glands this week. #
  • @shaluthebalu hey, at least we don't have a pet elephant… in reply to shaluthebalu #
  • Today's rental car: A Chevy Cobalt. Its the ideal first car for a teen. I am no teen 🙁 #
  • I step on a scale today. It was then that I realized 1) I'm just storing flubber for the winter & 2) remove the batteries from the scale. #
  • @Inkblot Tell me about it. After wiping a solitary tear from my face I clenched my fist & swore that's I will destroy that thing. in reply to Inkblot #
  • Man. Sometimes I think it's a shame that DMX is insane. #
  • If there's one thing I can't stand it is when you talk to someone & they keep saying "I know, yeah. I know" when they obviously don't. #
  • While reading reviews of Google's new Chrome-based laptop prototype, the Cr-48, I can't stop calling it 'the Crab'. #
  • @jinxOZ it's a holiday miracle! Congratulations on you Xbox Live coup! in reply to jinxOZ #
  • @shaluthebalu you're intentionally trying to make my head explode, aren't you? in reply to shaluthebalu #
  • I don't understand: why are so many people who have recently been screaming about the First Amendment and Freedom of Speech anti-WikiLeaks? #
  • Yay. Snow flurries in fairfax now #
  • The first person who calls this 'snow-mageddon' to my face I'm going to punch in the neck #
  • Sitting here in my home office working, 3 dogs laying about. One of them farts. *2 seconds pass* I'm sitting here in my kitchen working… #
  • All hail the upcoming Redskins dynasty under the arm of Gross Rexman. #
  • If/when it snows again I shall start singing "Oh, the weather outside is frightful…AAAAAGH!!!!" #
  • WAKE UP, PEOPLE! There's some shopping to be done! Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge!!!! #
  • I may never be able to go back to my gym. This morning I ripped one heavy bag and knock 3 others off their hooks. May stick to video games. #
  • I was out shopping with Angela & Inky and was suddenly & completely overwhelmed by the holiday. I got misty. I miss my dad & I miss Tobey. #

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