• For some reason Newport News smells like rotting cantaloupes. #
  • My distaste for SQL statements grows on a daily basis. #
  • Using the double doors helps keep the temperature consistent inside the entrance. (@ Innovation Hall – George Mason University) #
  • Going out for drinks with Mike Hendricks. This can only end badly. #
  • Scotch? Check. Beer? Check. Liver donor? Still looking. (@ American Tap Room Restaurant) http://4sq.com/cRgMaZ #
  • Someone told me to apply for a job in DC & forwarded me the position. Turns out it was as a designer at my old job on 4th St. Uh, yeah. #
  • You know what kind of day it is going to be when you wake up with a dog's foot up your nose #
  • Ugh. I'm reskinning an application that looks like poop and, go figure, the code behind it looks like poop, too. Someone should be smacked. #
  • I don't know which I want to see more – Sharktopus or Swamp Shark. #
  • Dogs are all passed out, cat is upstairs & I'm in my home office working until the early morning & feeling guilty for buying a $50 iPad app. #
  • @kellyaquinn Yes. Omnigraffle for the iPad. I don't know if I should be ashamed or giddy. in reply to kellyaquinn #
  • Holy moly. I don't know if my dental hygienist was cleaning my teeth or stabbing my face. #
  • So friggin' awesome: http://journalstar.com/app/celebrate/index.php?fid=AN4c4763b3e26b3 #

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