If I ever get around to rescheduling my paintball outing I know that there are at least two things that I’m going to want to bring with me:

A mini-gun
I hear that some of the more powerful and intricately designed mini-guns rely on multiple battery packs. I also think that a custom feed would be needed so as not to chop balls and, well, quantity. The Proto Rail Guns shoot at about 30bps. I’m not exactly sure what this thing shoots but I would love to pound someone with it.

A Tank
Of course you’ll need something to off-set the advantage of the minigun. So what would you bring to the party? Why a Panzer, of course!

Odds are, though, that I’ll bring neither and I’ll be stuck at home playing with Beamz