Online Conversations I’ve Had Today:
Stacy: i’m not an all u can eat buffet u know
Me: oh, meow
Me: you should get that tattooed
Me: just over your underwear’s waistband
Me: ‘Stacy’s All You Can Eat Buffet’
Stacy: u’re sick!
Me: and then an arrow pointing down
Stacy: i knew u’d say something likethat
Me: but that’s why you love me!!!
Stacy: yeah, your dirty lil mind
Stacy: oh yeah, did i tell u i got a tattoo?
Me: the buffet one?
Me: you got ‘tard’ tattooed on you?!
Stacy: har har
Stacy: very funny