- Hooray. I'm sick and going home to blow sea slugs out of my nose. #
- My throat feels like I just tried to guzzle kitty litter & my nose is like an episode of "You Can't Do That on Television". Body hurts, too #
- @grey_fox24 Yeah, I suggest you get a hazmat suit and a strong umbrella. in reply to grey_fox24 #
- @spencerwiggins You might want to wait until June to upgrade your iPhone. in reply to spencerwiggins #
- I know what I'm going to be getting people for Christmas this year – http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/ . Why? Because I care about you. #
- Shooting at the Pentagon – Metro on lockdown #
- There is a special place in Hell for Dreamweaver. #
- @kellyaquinn It's just messing with you! Show your car who's boss! in reply to kellyaquinn #
- Rats. No opening day tix available for the Nationals, and it's a businessman's special!! I'm going to see if I know anyone who can hook me. #
- New post at the Woof Animals on trampolines: I’ll admit that I love a good ol’ moon bounce. I’m sure that all of y… http://bit.ly/ap6Pse #
- I checked in at Chili's Grill and Bar (45555 Dulles Eastern Plaza) on #Yelp http://bit.ly/c0V64t #
- I just unlocked the "Newbie" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/a6q0p6 #
- I'm at Best Buy Sterling #188 (45575 Dulles Eastern Plz, Rt 28, Sterling, VA). http://4sq.com/8jHD6Y #
- I checked in at Loehmann's (7241 Arlington Blvd) on #Yelp http://bit.ly/cDtITd #
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