Here is a wonderful little email that I sent to my friend Amy:
“Subject:How my day is going…and it is only 7am
I’m having a great day today! I took the dogs out on a nice long walk this morning and got them to an elementary school close by where I could let them run without their leashes. They had a great time. Then we walked home and I took out the garbage. Since I left the dogs at home I thought I would check out where the laundry room was in the apartment complex since I heard it was in the clubhouse. So I went to the clubhouse, saw the workout room, the mens room and the womens room and another door. So, I decided to open the door…
….which led to the main office. Which triggered an alarm. A loud alarm. Around the whole building that the entire complex could hear. Pretty much like a loud siren.
I’m staying in my apartment with the windows drawn and I’m going to go hide underneath my blankets.”
To which she sympathetically replied to me:
That’s hilarious!! Way to go champ – ha ha!!!!
🙁 Even the bunnies have turned against me.
All I wanted to do was my laundry. As the siren was going off with its ear shattering ‘wee-oo-wee-oo-wee-oo!’ I sat in the clubhouse waiting for someone to show up and turn it off or for the police. Nothing. And still there was the constant siren. I got bored and took a pee waiting for them. Nothing. Finally, I called the emergency maintenance number and left them a message. I finally got fed up waiting for someone that I said, ‘Screw it. I’m trying to take responsibilty for my actions and it doesn’t seem like anyone is coming’ and then I left. And as soon as the door to the clubhouse closed the alarm went off.
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Those blankets are looking better all the time.
HAHAHAHA! YOU MORON! DAMN, THAT’S FUNNY!
Dude. Sometimes you have THE WORST luck.
You make me giggle.
My poor fuzzy wuzzy puzzy.
Oh, my poor baby! And you had to hide under your sheets all alone! I hope your puppies gave you some solace. Feel free to come up and stay with me anytime 🙂