Cars. Roads. Driving. Puzzy. Mix them all together and what do you get? Zombie Driver! For the love of God, for the most part I hate driving for longer than 15 minutes. It drives me insane. Not only does my tail bone get uncomfortable and I get fidgety, I feel like I’m being lulled into […]

Let me be perfectly clear here – this DID NOT happen at work. I know some of my coworkers read this and some of the mechanics sound similar, but this did not happen there! Part I – Where’s Moses When You Need Him? With that out of the way, I would also like to point […]

I have a problem with my iPhone. A BIG problem. It doesn’t work. Ok, it does work. Pretty decently, I must say. But the problem I’ve run into is that the weather is getting cold.  And I like listening to my iPhone on the Metro. But I’ve noticed that the cold weather and the iPhone […]

I’m not going to say I’m a music snob. On the contrary. I’ll listen to almost anything.  However, I made the honest mistake of listening to the Billboard Top 100. Let me be perfectly honest – I download music. Yes, yes.  However, the music that is on a regular RSS download feed through Azureus is […]

This post isn’t directed at anyone. This is all me.  Those of you that know me personally can testify that this is something that I would actually do. You know. Because I’m the hotsex. The other morning I was rushing while getting ready to go to work. I was behind by about 10 minutes and […]

Wow.  I had been planning to write a post about people who text message/read email while driving. I had this sucker sitting in the queue and then lo and behold there is something related to it in the national news. Now, I’ll be honest: I’m not too sure if this is true or not but […]

* Sigh * It seems as though my Sky Fox is no more :(  According to dcrtv.com “Oh yeah, we hear that the Fox 5 “hot chopper chick,” Michelle Sigona, is on her way back to “America’s Most Wanted” where she was an intern…..” NOOOOOOOOOO!  I used to like how she would say ‘Thank you […]

I’ve been sitting on these for a while and, boy, does it make my butt hurt. The following are just a few things I’d like to bitch about.

The mall. We went to the mall. This place is virtually a Bunny Buffet. The only bad thing about it? Most of the time ogling a bunny at the mall would land you in jail as they are typically teens. And the worst part of this teen age phenomenon? For the most part I CAN’T TELL HOW OLD THE YOUNG GIRLS ACTUALLY ARE! Which makes me feel like a dirty old man at times. A dirty, old man who is paranoid that just by thinking a young woman is attractive the FBI is about to pounce on me.