To All The People I Drunk Text Last Night…

…I lied. I wasn’t really drunk. Well, I was buzzing. I still have a really high tolerance to alcohol. REALLY high. My friends Andrew, Mika and I went out last night, April 3rd, and I absolutely needed to go out for some drinks. Unbeknownst to Andrew I needed something to cut the edge off all […]

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Last Night I Finally Fell Asleep Smiling

Today is the first day in a long while where I’ve been able to write. Why? I have time to burn as I take the train to work. My last two excursions driving into DC were excruciating exercises in anger management mixed with bouts of serenading my fellow traffic jam brethren with my renditions of […]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-10-14

Breakfast with Angela AND Amy! (@ IHOP) http://t.co/g9aAvA26 # LET'S GO NATS!!! # It was everything you thought it would be. @jinxcellent – bought the Ashley bagel. Will post pics on FB tomorrow. Will take Tums tonight. # On goes the heat… # Bad idea of the day: thinking my cat wants me to carry […]

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A Peanut Butter ‘n ‘Nana Sammich

The other day Angela and I were about to bound into IHOP when we realized that there was no way in Hell that we were going to wait for 30 minutes for some pancakes. Instead of hanging out with the mass of people gathering at the door we decided that we’d try something different by […]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-10-07

8am and I crave mashed potatoes # If anyone is interested: Happy Hour Thursday at The Hamilton ๐Ÿ™‚ # I'm at Noodles & Company (Sterling, VA) http://t.co/lu0g4gcM # I forgot today's baseball game was an afternoon game! Rats! # Anyone going to Taste of DC this weekend? # For the fourth time in two weeks […]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-09-30

I want to cut off the feet of every man that I see who wears athletic socks with dress shoes. # Doh! (@ The Pentagon w/ 5 others) http://t.co/vUbsVcI0 # I'm at Nationals Park (Washington, DC) w/ 39 others http://t.co/vLyO6k3E # I just unlocked the "Triple Play" badge on @foursquare for checking in at baseball […]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-09-23

I'm at Panera Bread (North Huntingdon, PA) http://t.co/WuJ1a6hX # I just reached Level 2 of the "Mall Rat" badge on @foursquare. Iโ€™ve checked in at 5 different malls! http://t.co/cJWmCwIy # I am the only person of color that I've seen at this Target. (@ Target) http://t.co/udX9dH2M # I've started watching The New Normal not for […]

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We’re On A Train To Nowhere

Many of my friends have questioned my sanity when I took a new job in downtown DC again. I mean, sure, I could have kept driving to Rockville and took advantage of the occasional 2 hour drive home to catch up on my zen meditation but the magic and allure of traveling into the city […]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-09-16

This is fantastic weather to be out grilling ๐Ÿ™‚ # Salad! (@ O'Faolain's Irish Pub) http://t.co/POEwQAYq # I'm at Virginia Heart (Leesburg, VA) http://t.co/DwUixIcd # I'm having one of THOSE commuting mornings. Maybe #wmata should have renamed their rush hour service Crush+ # Great. New iPhone has an 1136×640 display. Something else to bang my […]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-09-09

Don't ask. Breakfast with Amy. (@ IHOP) http://t.co/ZR5LegXe # Wow. Ashburn is getting a Lotte. Now you'll know where to get weird Asian foods # I'm at Spunk Fitness (Sterling, VA) http://t.co/E7s6qziY # Oh, traffic. You're such a bitch. # Sometimes when I'm on a metro train I look at all the people and suddenly […]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-09-02

Service was kind of slow :/ (@ Wildfire Restaurant w/ 3 others) http://t.co/i56TPxJ0 # They changed their fries :/ (@ Rubino's Pizza w/ 3 others) http://t.co/Wf9FbKn3 # Lunching with coworkers. Evidently, after 2pm food is discounted. (@ Uncommon Cafe (DOE)) http://t.co/vJ2FzH7H # I'm going to miss Chris Cooley ๐Ÿ™ # Cooley & Dukes in the […]

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Look! I’m Typing!

Redesign. Renewed interest in my blog. The ability to amuse myself and offend my wife. All these things are happening. Since I’ve started working downtown I’ve found that to have a few good minutes that I can waste while on the train. What better way to pretend that I’m productive than disguising myself as a […]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-08-26

Ah, yes. If it isn't my old nemesis, Monday. So we meet again. # A woman & her little boy got on the escalator same time as me. Boy got on but reached & grabbed my hand. Rode that way to the bottom. # I'm at Spunk Fitness (Sterling, VA) http://t.co/6xJsjFuw # Dude at L'Endant […]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-08-19

I can honestly say that I love you from the bottom of my heart, Breakfast Pizza. # @Boomskull left over pizza for breakfast the next day, duh. in reply to Boomskull # @Boomskull @thetwobeards it's because I'm Asian, isn't it ๐Ÿ™ in reply to Boomskull # I admit it: I kind of like the new […]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-08-12

@Boomskull Join me on #Fitocracy the social game for #fitness http://t.co/4Zs1rs4L # @azreal Join me on #Fitocracy the social game for #fitness http://t.co/4Zs1rs4L # USB drive w/all my work is toasted. I forgot my badge. Client meetings all day. All I need now is for my pants to get stuck in an escalator. # @Boomskull […]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-08-05

Really?! Nobody carries a friggin' displayport cable?! WTF?! # It strikes me as odd that people rush to get to work and take their time going home. You'd think it should be the other way around. # Hey, Bonefish! Bring back Alec Baldwin for your radio spots! Whoever replaced him is doing a poor impersonation! […]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-07-29

Ride, Sally Ride ๐Ÿ™ # I miss Alec Baldwin doing Bonefish radio spots. Whoever the new guy is is just doing a poor imitation. # I crave pancakes. # @karinjr I'll admit it: I read it twice for the giggles ๐Ÿ˜‰ in reply to karinjr # @karinjr Kind of like gonnorhea :/ in reply to […]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-07-22

Holy crap, Marissa Mayer to Yahoo?! Good luck, Marissa! # Hey, metro – what the heck is up with trains turning on their HEATERS today?! Orange line, car next to #5127 is sweltering!! @dcmetro @wmata # @scottberry Earlier there was a metro car that had its heater on and anybody who got on immediately got […]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-07-15

I just reached Level 2 of the "Jetsetter" badge on @foursquare. Iโ€™ve checked in at 5 different airports! http://t.co/fafOFfG9 # I never thought I'd miss driving on the right hand side of a four lane road. # First day back to work after my Bermuda trip & listening to John Williams 'Duel of the Fates' […]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-07-08

I just discovered that an anagram for my name is "Alien Chili Mogul". I'm down with that! # Ugh. There's a reason why people hire interface designers rather than letting developers do it. Especially with SharePoint. Yeesh. # One more day # I just unlocked the "JetSetter" badge on @foursquare for checking in at airports! […]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-07-01

Rats. I'm not going to be in town for this on July 7th! The Rebel Race – http://t.co/4x1dszbi # Really?! Who the heck wears a 3 piece corduroy suit in the summer?! Someone should smack their interns/new hires. # "…be open to the possibility that you are wrong, and not confuse what feels good with […]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-06-17

Getting crispy. (@ Parkway Pool) http://t.co/wDuoLCvR # I just unlocked the "Swimmies" badge on @foursquare for checking in at water spots! Splish splash! http://t.co/MZHlsfsr # I was doing electrical work in the house today and I think I fried my workstation ๐Ÿ™ # The irony of DC's Metro: I'm handed a "Rush Hour Reinvented" brochure […]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-06-10

I'm at Rosslyn Plaza North (Arlington, Virginia) http://t.co/kUlXqIt5 # I'm at L'Enfant Promenade (Washington, DC) http://t.co/e2AROIHM # Ahhhh. I've missed working downtown ๐Ÿ™‚ # I'm at Virginia Heart http://t.co/V4qh5lio # I'm at Spunk Fitness (Sterling, VA) http://t.co/zUAaiH45 # I'm at The White House (Washington, DC) w/ 7 others http://t.co/8mCpcAsJ # Dear History Chanel, please put […]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-06-03

Hanging out with Amy getting our breakfast on. (@ IHOP) http://t.co/BHySdFoO # I'm at Panera Bread (Leesburg, VA) http://t.co/eZFVTbh8 # Yay! A bloodletting! (@ Nova Medical Group) http://t.co/anVsgBDP # I'm at Spunk Fitness (Sterling, VA) http://t.co/NzbR4aB7 # I'm at Spunk Fitness (Sterling, VA) http://t.co/nrh0QKOT # I'm at Gold's Gym (Sterling, VA) http://t.co/9dH2Sz5U # Powered by […]

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-05-27

I'm at Noodles & Company (Sterling, VA) http://t.co/bH7HwmdC # OMG. I'm so tired that I'm annoying. # I'm at National Defense University (Washington, DC) http://t.co/rYl2XCey # I'm at Center For Military History (Washington D.C., DC) http://t.co/pzlLVz34 # I'm at Starbucks (Fairfax, VA) http://t.co/gdDb7oL8 # I'm at Spunk Fitness (Sterling, VA) http://t.co/Jo2HSTrY # Why the hell […]

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